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When Hunk was a baby, he used to climb onto kitchen counters and pretend to cook. He almost burned himself on an oven once
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPACE DAD
wow can’t believe I’m still here, back on my bullshit crying over a fictional character’s birthday. My baby’s finally 6 I’m- TT^TT
Happy birthday to the most bestest, sweetest boy.
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Keith loves to tuck himself under Krolia's chin. It's one way he reassures himself that she's really there and not going to leave him again.
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#vld krolia#keith’s mommy issues#bland headcanon#rubymoon-snape#hello its been a while
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Keith's favorite song is River by Bishop Briggs but no one knows it
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#voltron keith#keith’s birthday#bland headcanon#am gonna go listen to that noe#animegirl4u
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Krolia carries a picture of keith from his first birthday with her. He is covered in cake and frosting and loves showing it to the paladins
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#vld krolia#keith’s birthday#bland headcanon#aww this is so cute#but also sad#all those years and mama krolia didnt even know if her baby was okay#all she had was a picture....#also hey kit kat ^u^#kitkat1995
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Keith works out at public gyms so he has alot of people taking pictures of him
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Keith plays saxophone. The only song he knows by heart is Careless Whisper.
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#saxaphone#keith’s birthday#bland headcanon#AGHSHDBD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH#anon#anonymous
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Because Galra have fur or scales they don't sweat like humans do and only need to bathe as often. The Blades teased Keith at first for his daily showers/baths and eventually Keith took it as a challenge. He went a solid week of not bathing. He probably could have gone longer but at that point he was so rank that the other Blades practically threw his cackling ass into bath. They stopped teasing him about his daily cleaning after that. If anyone brings it up, he just smirks.
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#blade of marmora#bom keith#galra species#keith’s birthday#bland headcanon#honestly keith would.#he’s th type of person that would move go another country or pursue a wack career out of spite#or not shower for a week#blackdragonfire
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Keith always gets mosquito bites when he goes outside. Every time. No exceptions.
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#mosquito#keith’s birthday#bland headcanon#omg same. fuck mosquitos and australia#esp now that summer’s coming.#anon#anonymous
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During their time traveling through the Quantum Abyss, Keith and Krolia saw an alternate universe where he looked more Galran and Krolia took him with her.
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#vld krolia#keith’s birthday#bland headcanon#have i mentioned how much i love space whale era hc’s?#what did they see!! i need to know.#did keith know sendak was gonna invade earth?#did he know allura was gon go?#we NEED more space whale fics#rubymoon-snape#<—- this woman is an absolute goddess. Super nice and hard working
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All the photos taken in the last episode are now found in Keith's board that he used in the first episode.
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#voltron paladins#keith’s birthday#bland headcanon#anon#anonymous
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Keith’s birthday!!
Wow it’s already heckin October. Cant believe I had completely forgotten about this boys special day.
October 23rd, today is the birthday of probably the most popular vld character. There’s something about emos that seems to get the entire fandoms collective goat.
Make sure to show your love for keef and send in a headcanon!! I’ll be posting as many Keith hc’s from my inbox as I can.
Have a good day/night my friends, I’m going to bed.
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#keith’s birthday#keith kogane#bland birthday#not a headcanon#wowies i just spent a whole 3 hours studying math and i still dont understand shit#i am gonna slep. its midnight down under#hapoy birthday leefy boy
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Having spent time on the west coast.. Shiro is a big SPG fan.
#voltron legendary defender#vld shiro#Voltron shiro#Is that like a video game#bland headcanon#anon#anonymous
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Lotor gets flustered incredibly quickly when he's given a genuine compliment that he wasn't expecting.
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When Matt has his glasses he would get his eyes dilated sometimes.
#voltron legendary defender#vld matt#matt holt#glasses#bland headcanon#guys im back#also i just got ran over by a car#thanks mum lol#thats not why i havent been posting tho#animegirl4u
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Alteans didnt have fish they could eat, when the concept of fishing for food was mentioned they were very confused
#voltron legendary defender#vld alteans#food#fish#altean species and culture#hi guys wow im not dead#anon#anonymous
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Keith took two years of spanish and all he can do is ask where grandma is. Lance refuses to teach him more.
#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#vld lance#spanish#bland headcanon#ahhhh guys im sorry#lyfe iss touff rite noww
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