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*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)
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Yes I die and come back. Yes you've seen it happen multiple times. But it would be NICE if you acted a LITTLE surprised every time. You don't know what it's like when you're dying in someone's arms and he asks you if you'll make it back in time to play Crash Team Racing later
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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
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