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blazingblorbos · 3 days ago

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Trying to keep sane in the wake of the new Teyvat Chapter Interlude Teaser Genshin video is like trying to hold on to every fiber of your body while it's being ripped to shreds alongside the very fabric of reality . I am begging— PLEADING with myself to appear normal...

I've never had to contain my excitement to this extent for anything before in my LIFE. Columbina Emi Lo I am so ready.

#I'm a whore for hoyo's worldbuilding. There is not a reality in existence where this is not the case #they fuck up a.. NOT insignificant amount of things...#hoyo fucks up a SOLID ! amount of *VERY* serious things .#(intense colorism... borderline racism in selective instances)#(routine pacifying and sly appeasing of fans)#(collabs with some brands/companies who are . NOT great !!!)#but on my life — you will ALWAYS see me being a slut for their worldbuilding AND I'M JUST NOT SORRY #I'M NOT!!! THEIR MUSIC AND WORLDBUILDING IS SOMETHING THAT WILL GET ME HYPED TO THE MOON AND BACK #EVERY #FUCKING #TIME #HOYO-MiX is utterly untouchable #and for as much shit as I give (and will continue to give) Star Rail for it's disjointedness...#it ALSO hypes me up endlessly; I eat that shit up. It's not perfect like the music but it's fucking fantastic to me #blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost genshin edition #genshin impact #genshin #shades #four shades #genshin shades #genshin gods #genshin heavenly principles #Rhinedottir's voice;;;;;;;;;#pray for me. I'm not even religious bitch pray for me

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blazingblorbos · 6 days ago

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Hoyoverse Character Variants tier list

I've done it. Feel free to make your own here: https://tiermaker.com/create/hoyoverse-character-variants--expy--tierlist-1620848 (please feel free to add tiers and pictures of your own, go wild)

My thoughts about the various hoyoverse variants, as comprehensive as I could be using a medium such as TierMaker. Poor Kosma doesn't have his variant in Amphoreus yet :((

If anyone wants my more in-depth thoughts on these tiers / why I placed certain characters in certain rows, feel free to ask, but also I have a couple screenshots of my thought process when I was thinking up the tiers:

That being said, I am PROMPTLY ignoring the way Castorice is IN EVER WAY the Herrscher of Death (Seele)... because why the fuck did they do that LOL. Castorice as a variant really really confuses me, but I love her so,, you go girl.

#Tier List #honkai #honkai impact 3rd #genshin impact #honkai star rail #honkai: star rail #hi3 #hsr #genshin #technically also ZZZ in here #honkai characters #genshin characters #star rail characters #hoyo #hoyoverse #hoyo characters #hoyoverse characters #hoyo variants #hoyoverse variants #Unknown God Genshin Impact is of course more Sirin HoV than Kiana but.. I was a little lazy </3 sorry Sirin #No; Ellie and Cyrene are not '1 letter apart in name' but shut up. That's basically her clone daughter. SAME SHIT #tierlist #TierMaker #blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost hoyo edition #Lady Sunbringer please... Lady Sunbringer please just one chance GOD she looks so handsome #I need her to be so Kiana coded when she finally shows up in ZZZ PLEASE hoyo don't be cowards #The Chrysos Heirs in general really make me happy with how unique they all other #Not a single one of them made me think 'Oh this is just <Flame-Chaser> but different.. I don't like them'#Cipher almost did! But 3.3 made me love her

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blazingblorbos · 6 days ago

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Something big is in the works

For years now I've had the idea of making an actual Tier List on the various Hoyoverse variants ("expys" we used to call them until we learned that that's actually not the proper world)...

Because some pairs of characters are INFINITELY more closely related to each other than others (I'm looking at you Acheron & Raiden Mei vs Al Haitham & Su).

I believe I have compiled all the pictures/characters that I believe are worthy variants... (Ruan Mei is NOT a Raiden Mei variant !! and I'm not putting Jingliu & Skirk, NOR Hu Tao & Sparkle. And I also discovered a Honkai character by the name of Reanna Brigantia from the manga who kind of strikingly looks like Jean Genshin Impact,,,, but I also decided not to add her... sorry to the 3 Reanna Brigantia fans out there.) But if people have suggestions, I suppose I would be willing to listen, and the beauty of TierMaker is that you can add your own pictures anyway I think ! So have at it.

I am going to make the actual TierMaker tier list template as soon as I post this, and will link it later once it's done, so start thinking and have fun with it. This is [mostly] all fun and games

Edit: Later has come, I made another post abt it, with a picture of my own attached, but uere you go, go wild:

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blazingblorbos · 11 days ago

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Honkai: Star Rail is becoming more like Honkai Impact 3rd everyday

And no, I don't just mean Phainon or the other character variants, no I don't just mean the parallel Elysian Realm & Amphoreus storylines,

I mean the way these mfers released a MAIN STORY, IN-GAME ANIMATED SHORT WITHIN 3 HOURS OF SAID VERSION UPDATE GOING LIVE 😭

#honkai star rail #hsr #honkai: star rail #honkai impact 3rd #hi3 #yeah they did that with Castorice's too (and that one came out even earlier ? I think ??)#but that one was just fully a character-building moment; very little to no spoilers #I haven't watched this one but my friend clicked on it for a moment #and within the first 5 seconds determined it might be spoiling something LMAOOO #don't get me wrong I love this!!#the way the GLB servers of Honkai Impact 3rd always used to release T H E big animated short of the arc #an entire VERSION earlier than when GLB players would see it??#(because CN servers were always an entire version update ahead)#was fucking amazing! I loved the way they did that #because even when you watch those shorts; it's the way we get to that point that I'm interested to play through!#esp since GLB servers would be like... 2/3s of the way through the act; and so we have a good idea of how the climax/arc will end !#and the animated shorts usually just confirm our ideas anyway. So the excitement had always lied in the journey :) not the destination #Everlasting Flames;;;; how famous you are #(they did it every EVERY. arc. so pointing one out in specific does not make it a unique circumstance haha #but the timing of that one especially holds a special place in my heart)#blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost star rail edition #blazingshitpost honkai edition

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blazingblorbos · 19 days ago

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And just like that

my life is over

#this is a /pos thing #extremely so #watched it as soon as I started typing the tags #peak #hoyo has me wrapped aroudn their world-building fingers #ohhhhhhh my. god #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai: star rail #Fables about the Stars #PART 2 #BITCH ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEE #blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost star rail edition #yeah Destruction's emanatora can get it #that's all I'ma say #I'll take my leave now

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blazingblorbos · 1 month ago

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aglaea mothers every one of these traumatised kids

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blazingblorbos · 2 months ago

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🦋 ; It is because of "love" that "death" gains meaning

#art reblog #castlaea #honkai star rail #honkai star rail fanart #hsr aglaea #hsr castorice #i love your artstyle oml #this line on the chapter made my brain go the exact same places #even outside the ship what a beautiful fucking scene that was #3.2’s trailblaze mission is by far the best single chapter the Star Rail team has ever written so far #and is absolutely up there even when compared to their other games #I will die on this hill.#it was. so. good.

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blazingblorbos · 2 months ago

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communicating something i thought was very obvious. Hoyoverse are Zionist benefactors.

- a benefactor is somebody who can pay money to support brands. If you pay a benefactor they can pay boycotted brands to compensate for monetary losses.

Hard to balance handling social media and people with 0 cares for your mental health but this is something that has to be confronted. Yeah, the CEO hasnt said they love Israel or anything, but I’ve gotten sick of them announcing collaborations with Zionists despite making billions of dollars that could save billions of people. And then twitter activists cheering them on. Never mind their pro colonization rhetoric found in two of their games. I digress.

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I know SO MANY people love their games but lets be a little more guarding of where our money goes.

Maybe pick up fishing if you need some game to calm yourself. Go fish. Especially the invasive ones.

#keep boycotting #nestle #kiehls #pizza hut #hoyoverse #boycott hoyoverse #benefactor #genshin #genshin impact #honkai star rail #hsr

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blazingblorbos · 3 months ago

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I haven't Yelan posted in quite some time... what a wonderful birthday letter to get me to do just that

#happy birthday Yelan my beautiful queen #please do terrible terrible things to me I'm ASKING you #blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost genshin edition #genshin impact #genshin #yelan #genshin yelan #genshin impact yelan #yelan birthday #yelan birthday 2025 #congrats on turning 3 years old #4/20 #yuppies

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blazingblorbos · 3 months ago

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The 3rd act of that Saurian Companion event (the one with Milray the little Tepetlisaur) was fucking amazing

#tournament of glory in bloom #like the whole thing #even the 2nd half of the Bloomflower Trials #idk why !! I liked the chemistry between the 3 latter tribes so much more than the 3 former ones #everyone's acting was so terrible oh my god that's so in character for Mualani and Kachina #XILONEN YOU FUCKING GENIUS #LMAOOOO #'i'm interested in this whole pretending to argue thing'#she says as she takes the opportunity to air REAL and LONG-STANDING grievances against her wife #oh my god #Mavuika being unable to resist playing the hero. Yeah that's her #and I love her for it #SHE WROTE HER LINES ON HER HAND BY THE WAY????????????#Genshin Impact #Genshin #Natlan #Natlan event #blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost genshin edition #I cried.#I fUCKING!! I cried because of that cutscene #idk if it was the fact that they're saruains and animals just do that to me... I have a huge soft spot for them #or if it's because I'm so fucking tiredddd one of the longest weekends of my life #Genshin event #Genshin Impact 5.5 #Genshin 5.5 #bless little Antu oh my god he has my whole heart #Furina teaching Mavuika how to act................. ooohhh I'm thinking

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blazingblorbos · 4 months ago

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May triumph always be yours, Mydeimos.

#art reblog #oh this is gorgeous #myphai #mydei #phainon #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai: star rail #hsr mydei #hsr phainon

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blazingblorbos · 4 months ago

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fuck it I'm Amphoreus posting

Star Rail 3.1 main story spoilers ahead (not too bad, most of it will be in the tags, that's just how I be)

Call me Gorgo the way Mydeimos is now my son.

#this entire chapter.#was . s o . good.#Mydei I love you #I HATED HIM at the start LMFAOO #he reminded me TOO MUCH of Gilgamesh. TOO battle driven just like Kalpas #but as this update.... carried out its god-given purpose and done FLESHED OUT both Mydei and Tribios...#he became much more like Kalpas #and it was wonderful to experience #he's so good to the children it makes my heart melt he's just a baby #Tribios's arc made me cry actually #actually shed like.. 5-6 tears #i-... idk. idk!! I just...#'See you tomorrow is the greatest prophecy in the world'#hoyo when I catch your sorry asses; I promise .#CERCES X MNESTIA 'Farewell my love' I AM GOING TO BLOW UP #I think it's... incredible the way they're making it seem like we'll never see Mydei again (in Amphoreus)#it's a shame but HIS ARC was done SO FUCKING WELL that I can't truly be upset with it #Amphoreus #HSR amphoreus #blazingshitpost #honkai: star rail #honkai star rail #hsr #blazingshitpost star rail edition #Mydei #Tribios #Tribbie #hsr mydei #hsr tribios #I did the whole thing in one day and miraculously I never got tired of it

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blazingblorbos · 5 months ago

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I think about this . So. often.

I was busy within the hour this released. but I'm here now and. ... oh boy just bear with me

youtube

I'm gonna just... copy/paste my initial thoughts as I watched this, here, for the next couple lines:

Final Results:

Now listen to me, I need to scream into the void all my newfound realizations and woes but it's 1:30 in the morning and I need to wake up early the next day. So understand that I'm making this as short as gayly possible (it may not be short at all).

Aside from all the lesbian saxophone that my eyes just witnessed, which is a scream that will never make contact with any airwaves - digital or otherwise - ... The last two minutes of that trailer were entirely unexpected.

Now don't get me fucking wrong I wasn't NOT paying attention to the section of the teaser during the livestream that showed us a glimpse of Black Swan's fear and surprise drowning in that fiery background. but. ... bro— FUCKING COME ONNNN MAN!!

HOW FAST THE SCENE FLIPPED, HOW QUICKLY- WHATEVER THAT THING (IT DEFINITELY WASN'T THE ACHERON WE KNOW) WAS TOOK THE LEAD and LITERALLY tossed Black Swan around like a helpless bird. a PREDATOR chasing their PREY

AND THE PREY IS BLACK FUCKING SWAN???? THE FUCKING MEMOKEEPER FROM THE GARDEN OF RECOLLECTION?? THE MYSTERIOUS AND ELEGANT SOOTHSAYER???

To see Black Swan of ALL characters in this game so far be filled with such visceral fear and trepidation, to be tossed around at the MERCY of something that could have so EASILY killed her just like. t h a t. is beyond insane.

I expected it to be more of a "What terrible horrors have you commited?" 'Wow! Horrors that even Black Swan thinks is terrible, Acheron is capable of s-' no she literally almost killed her. She's not a human by the way. Black Swan is not a human being anymore she is like. coNdEnseD mEmORy AND SHE LITERALLY ALMOST DIED. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

also, we love Allegra Clark in this house this woman is hilarious

#Rondo Across Countless Kalpas #Honkai Star Rail animated short #Honkai: Star Rail #Honkai Star Rail #HSR #ridiculous #utterly ridiculous #Rondo #blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost star rail edition #sorry... it's bad today #I've been in a state of crippled productivity because I've just been immersing myself in music for the past 6 hours #I've been staring at this SAME document for 5 (nearly consecutive) hours trying to get this very easy assignment done #bitch I'm just barely halfway through #it's bad today;;;; LMAO

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blazingblorbos · 5 months ago

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