blazzium
blazzium
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blazzium · 10 months ago
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two braincell kings
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blazzium · 11 months ago
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Casually sees a TV show that hasn't aired in almost 20 years, who's story got cancelled by the company they were being backed by, and my brain immediately goes:
"HYPERFIXATE AND TURN IT INTO A FANTASY AU NOW"
And I'm honestly along for the ride.
Let me know if y'all wanna hear my dumb, completely insane idea
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blazzium · 1 year ago
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ALL HAIL
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Bubbles
These are natural. More commonly known as Mammatus clouds. On this rare occasion, the lighting makes it look unreal.
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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In the eyes of what once upon a time was his best friend, he could not help but shiver - though not from the cold.
He refuses to let this be his final resting place, he will not have Rae bury his best friend.
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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Passive Perception 
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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If I had a nickle for every time I had an in the closet gay captain as my favorite character from a tv show named James, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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D&D enemies to lovers confirmed
Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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It was only a matter of time...
Impulse's 3rd Life Series broke my heart. This is what became of that finale in my head. Betrayal really does sting when you're on the recieving side of it, huh?
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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Okay... hear me out
I like to see the final battle with Pearl against the Homewreckers as such: we all know that Impulse's final death message said something along the line of "died whilst trying to escape BDoubleO100", right? And that Pearl got the final hit on Bdubs, which ended the Homewrecker's series, right?
Imagine in the dark forest, Impulse feeling the aches and pains from Bdubs as he fights Pearl, as her dogs tear into both of them and her axe tears through the clocker like Butter. Impulse would be pretty scared and desperate, right? Desperate men do stupid things.
In the heat of battle, Impulse decides that he is going to try and flank Pearl while she's distracted with Bdubs. Meanwhile Bdubs has no idea where his soulmate went. He's so focused on staying alive and fighting off Pearl that he doesn't see Impulse rush at her from behind.
But Pearl does.
As Bdubs lashes out with his sword, attempting one last time to get the final hit on her, Pearl strafes to the side.
His sword still makes contact.
Impulse couldn't react fast enough.
When Bdubs' blade sank into his stomach, Impulse could only stare into the eyes of his partner, the man who had cost him life after life throughout all three seasons of this stupid game.
Pearl took one swing, and they were both dead. Impulse is seathing, but only on the inside. How poetic: betrayed again by the man who was supposed to be his soulmate.
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Ouch, my heart
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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"He's not even looking. You could do it now, get it over with!"
"No... not a member of T.I.E.S... I'll go for someone else."
Boogeyman Impulse, my beloved! He was so cool during the entire episode! His mental battle in controlling the bloodlust when it came to his fellow team members? *Chef's kiss*. I will draw more Life Series stuff, even if it kills me.
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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Would you blink already?!"
And the first shall be first And the last shall be last Cast your eyes to heaven You get a knife in the back Nobody's righteous Nobody's proud Nobody's innocent Now that the chips are down When the chips are down, by Anaïs Mitchell, Hadestown.
I will cling to any piece of lore as a starving crab holding a fish.
MY FISH.
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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There is no shadow without light, no hope without sorrow, no moon without the sun
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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Two sides of the same coin, forever running, intertwined, together, a neverending feedback of the same dark memory.
Will this nightmare ever cease?
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Welp, Sausage lore has officially broken me... I leave this here as I go to retrieve the fragments of my heart.
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blazzium · 2 years ago
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.
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blazzium · 3 years ago
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THEIR DESIGNS! LITERALLY CANNOT IMAGINE THOMAS OR NORMAN LOOKING LIKE ANYTHING ELSE.
AHHHH I WANNA DRAW THEM SO BADLY
Just a tiny bit of angst to go on top of the sadness cake, please.
Abomination hurt me physically and I keep coming back because it's that good. The sheer talent
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The Joey Drew Studios crew! I love them all so so much, you have no idea.
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blazzium · 3 years ago
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Crying laughing rn 🤣
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a gentle reminder
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blazzium · 3 years ago
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People are with you.
I wish safety upon the women of Iran and I hope the winds of change follow you soon. Let them know that you deserve just as much as they do!
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Credit: Unknown.
Please let me know if you own this pic. Thank you
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