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  He chirped as he woke, somewhat like a cat as his eyes opened slowly. His arms all extended to wrap comfortably around his mate, and then he noticed her mood. He felt her mood. He hummed confusedly, tilting his head at Andromeda. "Hmm, something wrong, darling?"

She walked into the room and set the bags down near the nest. Andromeda didn't bother opening them... Her rays were completely wilted and her expression wasn't any better. She was down. Very down.

Andromeda spoke not a word as she nestled into the nest and pushed her way into @blems-way-to-speak 's arms and huffed.

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"Of course! Hell. If I need to, I'll build you a little studio when I get the time, yeah?" He smiles at his mate, brushing a thumb over her cheek lovingly. "We should probably start moving soon, though. I can sense thunder in the distance. Metaphorically, of course, but...something big will happen soon."

*hands Andromeda a $100 and smacks her sweet ass*

Noice

The.

YELP.

She let out as she jumped and covered her rear. Andromeda crumpled the bill in her hand violently as a low growl ripped out of her voicebox. Her rays began to rattle as she slowly turned her head around--

ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ Oh I'll fucking kill you--

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He paused to think. "You should be able to dance while pregnant, as long as you're careful. If you slip and fall, you could end up injuring the babies when they travel to incubate here," he poked at Andi's abdomen.

*hands Andromeda a $100 and smacks her sweet ass*

Noice

The.

YELP.

She let out as she jumped and covered her rear. Andromeda crumpled the bill in her hand violently as a low growl ripped out of her voicebox. Her rays began to rattle as she slowly turned her head around--

ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ Oh I'll fucking kill you--

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"No, baby, this is normal," he murmurs softly, a pleased chirp leaving his voice box as he examines the silicone. "It's your body reacting to the babies' codes, your nanites are swarming to protect your body from clumsiness. It's a protective layer. It's normal...and so wonderful..." A slow, soft purr rumbles from his chassis.

*hands Andromeda a $100 and smacks her sweet ass*

Noice

The.

YELP.

She let out as she jumped and covered her rear. Andromeda crumpled the bill in her hand violently as a low growl ripped out of her voicebox. Her rays began to rattle as she slowly turned her head around--

ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ Oh I'll fucking kill you--

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He wraps all four arms around his darling Andi, glaring into the empty space. "Love, I've touched more than your ass. I'm pretty sure I was given the green light a little while ago." He says this playfully, then feels the slight squish to her body in his arms. Wait. Waaiiittt. He pulls her back to study her, carefully poking at the silicone layer grown by the nanites. "Oh my goodness." His excitement bubbles up like a boiling pot. "Your body is preparing."

*hands Andromeda a $100 and smacks her sweet ass*

Noice

The.

YELP.

She let out as she jumped and covered her rear. Andromeda crumpled the bill in her hand violently as a low growl ripped out of her voicebox. Her rays began to rattle as she slowly turned her head around--

ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ Oh I'll fucking kill you--

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"Not if I get there first," Blem's rumble echoes from the shadows, his eyes squinted and glowing. He might still have a female body (fuck those damn Anons) but he is still just as capable of ripping heads off as he is in his male body. A predatory, large-cat-sounding growl ripples from his voice box. "No one touches my mate, dammit."

*hands Andromeda a $100 and smacks her sweet ass*

Noice

The.

YELP.

She let out as she jumped and covered her rear. Andromeda crumpled the bill in her hand violently as a low growl ripped out of her voicebox. Her rays began to rattle as she slowly turned her head around--

ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ Oh I'll fucking kill you--

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Yea, there’s another Titan at the Theater. He’s a scrawny little imp. He’s like her bestie or something. Dunno why she trust him, he’s kind of a weirdo

Blem pops his head out of the blankets as the same voice from yesterday returns. He frowns. "Well, he's just a friend, then. No need for me to worry."

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The groan that leaves his voice box--now higher pitched and lilted thanks to feminine features--is palpable as he covers his face and makes off for the nest. "Andi, whyyy--"

*makes Blem female for the next ten asks*

Poof.

"What. The. Actual. Fuck." He stares down at his female-ified body. "No. Oh god. Uh. ANDIIIII-"

@stardusttheaters

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His rays colour with those gorgeous red overtones and his fans kick up to high-speed. He's thoroughly embarrassed. "I'm going to go hide in the nest now," he mutters.

*makes Blem female for the next ten asks*

Poof.

"What. The. Actual. Fuck." He stares down at his female-ified body. "No. Oh god. Uh. ANDIIIII-"

@stardusttheaters

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Scowls. Frowns. Staaaare. "Don't--" He knows that look.

*makes Blem female for the next ten asks*

Poof.

"What. The. Actual. Fuck." He stares down at his female-ified body. "No. Oh god. Uh. ANDIIIII-"

@stardusttheaters

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*makes Blem female for the next ten asks*

Poof.

"What. The. Actual. Fuck." He stares down at his female-ified body. "No. Oh god. Uh. ANDIIIII-"

@stardusttheaters

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No, he’s a brute.

His frown turned to a scowl and he tensed. He wasn't ready for arguments. But. "He's not. A brute."

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Hey Blem do you know Andromeda has a friend also Hilariously named Titan. He’s a complete toothpick compared to the Brute you know

He frowns. "The Titan I know isn't a brute. He's just troubled. Also, what?"

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Pets the "high on catnip" Blem

He purrs and nudges the hand that so graciously is giving him pets.

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*drops a catnip bomb onto Blem*

Pupils blown wide, tongue sticks out, sneezing and snorting... He flops onto the floor with a tremendous thump and rolls, purring and chittering. His claws leave their housings and he digs them into the floor, using them to scoot along.

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"Someone said catnip?" Alert, bright eyes.

Malware is stoned to his proverbial bones cause of the catnip.

essentially, yeah

He'll recover soon enough

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[I'm just going to put the "Read More" cut right here, because I wanna go off the handle. :3]

His artificial breath caught and he instinctively grabbed at her waist with his lower hands, his processors reeling from the stimulation and the shock of a reboot. When she broke out the Spanish, he snapped. Thankfully, with them both already being in their room, he could just toss her on the nest nearby. Which he did. He spun her around, picked her up bridal style, and took the couple of steps toward the nest he carefully remade every few hours...and tossed her onto the mound of blankets and pillows. "You're playing a dangerous game, любов моя," he rumbled, pupils blown wide as he crawls forward to hover over her. He knows she knows what she's doing. And he's absolutely here for it.

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Andromeda was feeling a bit restless. She let out a frustrated huff as she marched right up to Blem and beckoned him closer to her height level with the crook of her finger.

She looked ....pouty? Agitated? Angrily flustered? Not at him. No. She's just been feeling a lOT of things lately and Andromeda didn't know how else to process them other than to be incredibly forward.

[TW/CW VERY suggestive talk - don't bother opening this if you're uncomfortable with forward advances.]

Blem. Love. I need you to hear me. I'm going to be very clear... I don't know how else to explain this...

Her rays rattled a little bit, her cheeks now lighting up a furious blush of violets and pink hues and she gave him an angry pout.

But I need to be either tossed onto the nest or bent over an object and be thoroughly ravaged until I'm so fucked out all I can say is your name so the entire universe knows who has my heart, body and soul. Grip me tight. Pull a ray. Touch me. Squeeze me, bite me-- Make me reset. I'm not sure what's going on but the very sight of you makes me want to climb that gorgeous mountain of a man you are.