Engineers are responsible for the world's technology. Sometimes we focus so much on whether we can, we don't step back and think about if we should.
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Y'all got fine taste.
OMG, this Sesame Street The Count and Rob Zombie's Dragula mashup music video is PERFECT!! 😅💜🦇🧛🏻♂️
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#A pain bagel with peanut butter and about four cups of coffee. Creamer is optional.
#if I'm feeling fancy, maybe I'll toast the bagel.
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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So long and thanks for all the grapes!
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Huh, interesting. "Smash" being 1, and "Pass" being 0... does that approve the character to be used, or is this a chimps and typewriters thing?
i sit in a room blindfolded. scientists hold up cards with various characters without telling me what the character is or indicating that the card exists, and i respond with "smash" or "pass". my answers are used to write a program in pure binary which ends up compiling into a perfect copy of team fortress 2
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Huh. Neat! My wife is gonna love this one.
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
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Out of the three choices you give, I will not lose control of my body if there is tomato smoothie on my western mystery meat taco.
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We could bring this back safely with modern tech. A sub-genre of Electro-swing-- maybe edm style? Ray-D-M perhaps? This'd be pretty neat.

#electro swing is techno jazz#electro swing#nuclear bass#clicks n bass#plutonium pop#Pluto- pop#literally heavy metals#radio decay metal#Geiger Rock#doesn't even have to be apocalyptic
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Well, this can be a thing with any battery electric vehicle. Depending on what was hit, and which thing shorted to ground, you could absolutely start a fire without water. Add in a freaking water main break and it just makes things easier.
Ironically that's what you need to put the battery fire out is enough water to take the heat out of the batteries.

Oh come on…
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4.095 million!
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Goblin for böx and Goblin for Pizza are two side of the same goblin. This goblin is content.
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Yes, but temperature controlled. And cleaner than rain.

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As someone not anywhere close to the Carolinas, I can't be the only one that wonders how these abysmal, seething, hate-filled sentient rocks taste.
trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky
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I don't have many enemies in this life, but I would wish this upon them
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Covid Taste Test: Tomato Soup
Comforting warmth. Lovely viscosity. Gentle sting from slight acidity. Puree to almost pulpy. 5/7 still comfort food
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Get you a job where respect is given when it is earned, formalities are given when due, and management knows and recognizes the difference.
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i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible
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