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Rocket Lunch, the best fake restaurant
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It’s my freaky baby I would die and kill for it
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Having your parents live with you upgrades this to literal Hell.
Living with your parents as a adult should count as time in purgatory
#if you're living with them (which I never did as an adult) then there's a light at the end of the tunnel#maybe one day you can move out if you find enough money/a friend/a better job#if they're living with you then you're just stuck with probably the world's shittiest houseguest who feels entitled to abuse you#and boy howdy that fucking sucks#what are you gonna do kick them out like they kicked you out?
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Looking for m/w porn as a bi/pansexual guy is like being a panda bear starving to death because they keep trying to feed you meat because they mistook you for a polar bear. Surrounded by good food for someone but not for me!
#sometimes I find stuff that hits right#but most of the time I feel the 'You are not the target demographic' really keenly#most m/w porn is aimed at either straight women or straight men#neither realllllly works for me#first world problems#I need to make more m/w porn
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thank you so much for these tags @soupacool

pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them
#it's nice to see lesbians whose sexuality seems to revolve around loving women as opposed to hating men#was starting to think that was a dying breed#but yeah. men are people and y'all are entirely too comfortable with radfem rhetoric that demeans women and strips men of personal#accountability
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Twins saying good-bye to their mother after the divorce
(Nadia: You'll be writing mama pretty letters, da?
Wiktor or Ligia: and when is mama coming back?
Nadia:...
Nadia: Quit with the attitude, you know well I'm not)
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I had so much fun painting the wing eared cats that I painted some big cats too~ Maybe I'll paint foxes and wolves next :D
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Work in progress, testing rigging 🫠
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lolo the Pallas's cat at the Novosibirsk Zoo is proudly showing off her seven fluffy cubs, and letting us watch them be kittens as well!!!!!!!!
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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
#God same#haven't struggled with insomnia in years and now I'm either awake all night or asleep all day#no middle ground to be found#and it's like. really tough to reassure younger people that it's going to be okay when it really might not be!#like we are. In WWIII right now. It has already started as far as how history will write it.#Make no mistake.#AND IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF IT I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
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