#God same

[angelamcss]

TAISSA TURNER | 2.02

[median-culture-is]

Median culture is wishing there was more median systems that posted about their experiences on tumblr.

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[sneeb-canons]

Mind reads a but its only one book. He'll get half way through, realise he got too distracted by whatever the hell the other two were doing at the time, and have to start over. He's been on the same book for eight months now.

Headcanon #160

[dirtyjvconfessions]

idgaf for his dick, i wanna ride his face so bad.

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[coffeeworldsasaki]

The amount of people screaming in joy that we can finally pretend tom cruise never played Lestat is hilarious

[trollcafe]

Rip if you're at a party where can you be found? Would you socialize or be more of a wallflower?

"I'm with the dogs. Probably on the floor, too."

[everskiesconfessions]

positive confession time!! i love it when designers draw faces with prominent noses and other diverse facial features <3

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[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[snek-eyes]

Can we go back to this for a sec? To Aziraphale having to explain the concept of being in love to the other angels? Because I cannot imagine what a trip it has to be, falling in love with someone when that is literally not something you are supposed to be able to do. When it is something you barely understand. When the object of whatever this is isn't supposed to be able to feel this way either, except as time goes on you start to realize it's happening to him too. And neither of you can actually talk to each other about it.

[unpretty]

the thing about having been really broke. averaging $500 a month in a good year broke. using a gamestop credit card i shouldn't have qualified for to buy taco bell gift cards for food broke. is that i am SO bad with money. i have a degree in accounting and i am so bad with money. i do not think of myself as superstitious at all but money feels so cursed. not in a spiritual way, i mean literally. practically.

having 'too much' money feels so bad. money is a thing you spend as soon as you get it because it's so cursed. the more it is the more cursed it is. i save too much money and bad things will happen that cost all my money. money is a thing that summons expenses. if i have no money and the car breaks down i find a way to make it work. i scrounge and resell and pass the hat and talk to my mom's friend's friend who knows a guy and in the end i'm so relieved to be right back where i started. but if i were saving my money for a new computer and then the car broke down, the money is just gone. i spent the money i saved for a thing i wanted on a thing i needed instead and after all that hoping i'm right back where i started.

i get a windfall and i set the money aside because if i'm careful that's enough to pay for gas for months. but then i need to pay for heat and i apply for assistance and they look at my bank account and see i have money and now they won't help pay for heat. soon it's just a habit. i get the money and i spend the money. immediately, as soon as possible, get this money away from me. don't even save enough for cigarettes. i can find money for cigarettes, somehow i can always find money for cigarettes. cigarette money is a weird magical fake money i summon from dark corners whenever i run out of cigarettes. i don't know how it works either. i've tried to summon the cigarette money for things that aren't cigarettes and it never works. just get this out of my bank account. get it out of here before something notices there's money here.

anyway i'm working on it but god it's hard

[laikabu]

chapter 76

[catsharky]

Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

[median-culture-is]

Median cluture is randomly going "oh i forgot to update front im [x] now oh well" and then continuing to forget

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[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #2: Soul uses monster instead of water when making his coffee because that man is TIRED.

[o0kawaii0o]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING 🗣🗣🗣

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶