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Soonyoung: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way!

Jihoon: Where the fuck is my gold

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seungcheol: did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"

jihoon: should i not have

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Seungcheol: Jihoon, are you ready to come outside and socialize with people?

Jihoon, shoved in the corner of a dark room, nibbling on fired chicken and listening to hip hop: *hisses*

Seungcheol: Understandable. Have a nice day.

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Minghao: Quit being weird. Go outside for once.

Junhui: I just went to the park earlier today!

Minghao: That's great. I hope you got something out of that.

Junhui, opening his jacket: I did! This duck

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soonyoung: what if mayonnaise came in cans?

seokmin: that'd suck because you can't microwave metal...

jihoon: good morning to everyone except these two people.

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[at disneyland, in the teacups ride]

jihoon and seungcheol: *spinning a little and talking quietly*

soonyoung and seokmin: *fly past them spinning as fast as they can and screaming*

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Seungkwan: The first time we met, I didn’t like you.

Bucky: I’m aware.

Seungkwan: But then we spent some time together…

Mingyu, hopeful: And?

Seungkwan: And it got worse

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chan: we need to cut back on expenses. what's something we can live without?

hyunjin: jisung.

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Joshua, a trainee: *praying* Hey, it’s me again. I need a friend here. I need someone who understands me, possibly an English speaker? Someone cool though. Please? It’s all I ask for. I just want a sweet English speaking friend. Please…

Vernon, walking into Pledis: 🤘🏻😉YOOOOO WHAT’S GOOD HAHA🤪😎IM VERNON😛🤣NEW YORK BORN🤓😆SOUTH KOREA RAISED😗😱LEZ GIDDIT🤩😏MY BROSKIS😍😅

Joshua: *praying and sobbing* Jesus, what the fuck-

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Vernon: What's your biggest fear?

Seungkwan: Being forgotten

Vernon: Damn that's deep

Vernon: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now

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Seungkwan, to Seventeen: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year is... me

Seungkwan: That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed

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Vernon: Did you just flirt with me?

Seungkwan: Have been since 2012 but thanks for noticing

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Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.

Vernon's lawyer: Your Honour, my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence.

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Seokmin: omg it's a spider

Spider: omg it's unappreciated talent

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Soonyoung: Bye, Jihoon! Bye, Mingyu! Bye, Jihoon!

Joshua: You said "bye, Jihoon" twice.

Soonyoung, smiling dreamily: I like Jihoon.

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Booseoksoon: are we in trouble?

Seungcheol: take a guess.

Booseoksoon: ...no?

Seungcheol: take another guess.

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Seungkwan: Fuck off, Mingyu! I hate you!

Mingyu: Fuck you, too! Get away from me!

Jeonghan, walking by: You know I'm pretty sure you have to let go of each other's hands in order to do that.

Mingyu and Seungkwan: Never!