#incorrect svt

[thepixelelf]

powerpoints I think seventeen would bring to a ppt sleepover

scoups: Exactly How Many Minutes After Midnight Each of You Texted Me on My Birthday

jeonghan: Cheating at Everything: Is it Really a Crime?

joshua: When To Quit a Bit (I Wish I Knew)

jun: Good Soup :]

hoshi: I *AM* a Tiger (NOT CLICKBAIT)

wonwoo: Why Cats Are Better Than People

woozi: Top 300 Best Animes Of All Time

dk: My Friends as Pizza Toppings and Combinations

mingyu: Receipts of Every Time You Guys Have Cyberbullied Me (Mostly Instagram)

the8: The Art of Shutting the Fuck Up Sometimes

seungkwan: 12 Slides of Secrets Y'all Have Confided to Me And I Will Only Skip Over Yours if You Admit I'm Your Favourite

vernon: cat videos 🐈‍⬛🐈

dino: I Am Underappreciated in This Household

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

Store Worker: Would Mr. woozi please come to the front desk?

woozi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to mingyu

Store Worker: I believe he belongs to you?

mingyu: i got lost :(

woozi: I didn’t even bring you here with me-

[weird-bookworm]

Mingyu: So, I'm banned from Woozi hyung's studio because I'm a "liability" and "reckless" and "Mingyu". Mingyu: The last one is just my name but you should hear it the way Woozi hyung says.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Scoups: I lead 12 perfectly normal members

Woozi: You have 12 normal members we don't know about?

[incorrectsoonwoo]

Soonyoung: Why are you shooting the little guys?

Wonwoo: *unbothered*

Soonyoung: Wonwoo, stop shooting the little guys!

Wonwoo: That's how you play the game, Soonyoung.

[me-nini]

Woozi: I want to write a song that will make people cry.

Hoshi: Uh... why?

Woozi: So I'm not the only one whose sad

Woozi: It's like bullying but more artistic.

[httpkiiimjw]

JEONGHAN: Sorry for interrupting you please repeat what you were going to say.

S.COUPS: No problem Jeonghan, I was just saying before I was-

JEONGHAN: Before what?

S.COUPS: Before I was a-

JEONGHAN: A what?

S.COUPS: Would you just-

JEONGHAN: Just let you finish your sentence?

S.COUPS: Cut me off one more ti-

JEONGHAN: Sorry it won't happen again.

S.COUPS: Thank yo-

JEONGHAN: No problem.

S.COUPS turning red with anger:

Joshua, quietly: Jeonghan, you should probably stop now...

[another-fckn-incorrect-svt-blog]

Vernon: *to Seungkwan* You're the kind of person people write songs about.

Seungkwan: Really?

Chan: Yeah, 'Stupid Hoe' by Nicki Minaj.

[elsawr1tes]

Hoshi: sign here

Sunoo: what’s this for?

Sunghoon: he’s adopting you too, I signed one a few days ago

Sunoo: is that why you went missing from the dorm??!

[thepixelelf]

svt boyfriend things that would be this 🤏 close to dealbreakers

scoups: would literally rather die than let you win at any kind of game

jeonghan: introduced you as his "bestie" to his parents and thought it was hilarious

joshua: got you banned from the local zoo

jun: showed you a picture of the london sewer fatberg (2013) while you were eating

hoshi: simply atrocious home decor (a certain type of print everywhere...)

wonwoo: pushed back your birthday dinner once because it was the only day all of his gamer friends were free for a session

woozi: can't drive

dk: never acknowledges when you do wrong like STOP smiling at me and supporting me rn I know I messed up bro

mingyu: socially liberal but fiscally conservative

the8: judges your instagram layout if it's ugly

seungkwan: consistently asks your friends and family who they like more, him or you

vernon: won't stop calling toes "grippers"

dino: moonwalks away from arguments

[spiltinksky]

Wonwoo: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Jihoon: Why?

Wonwoo: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Seungkwan: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

woozi: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

[weird-bookworm]

Hoshi: Do fish feel wet all the time? Jun: ...I'm trying to sleep here. Hoshi: Oh, sorry. Jun, a minute later: OH MY GOD, DO THEY?!! Hoshi: I KNOW, RIGHT??!

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jungkook: Hyung?

All of BTS turning around and waiting for him to ask what he wants to

Dino: Hyung?

All of seventeen walking faster