#incorrect svt

[thepixelelf]

svt older brother things that would be this 🤏 close to landing you in jail for second degree murder

scoups: smothers you with a pillow he says he farted on (whether this is true or not is between him and god)

jeonghan: literally any bad thing he's ever done; your parents think you did that shit instead

joshua: will ditch you to flirt with, on god, anyone

jun: lost you at the mall once when he was 14 and continues to lose you at the mall even when you're both in your twenties

hoshi: tells your parents that you're ignoring and abusing him when you didn't react to the tik toks he spammed you while you were busy

wonwoo: pretends you're invisible for -- genuinely -- hours if he's upset with you

woozi: you shouldn't have left your plants without anyone to take care of them while you went on your winter break trip that's all he's saying. (he was home the whole time)

dk: will use the toilet while you're showering

mingyu: every teacher you ever had compared you to him because he was the BSUOAT (biggest suck up of all time)

the8: never gives you any advice other than "ok hit them with your car"

seungkwan: takes midnight showers and sings so fucking loud that you actually have to beg him to shut up

vernon: one of those guys who says he can't cook and won't even try to pick up a recipe

dino: will not let you anywhere near any of his hot friends :/

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Scoups: I lead 12 perfectly normal members

Woozi: You have 12 normal members we don't know about?

[zb1bies]

minghao: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.

hanjin: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

Store Worker: Would Mr. woozi please come to the front desk?

woozi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to mingyu

Store Worker: I believe he belongs to you?

mingyu: i got lost :(

woozi: I didn’t even bring you here with me-

[weird-bookworm]

Mingyu: So, I'm banned from Woozi hyung's studio because I'm a "liability" and "reckless" and "Mingyu". Mingyu: The last one is just my name but you should hear it the way Woozi hyung says.

[k-popviewer]

It’s a bop that’s what 😌

Minghao: if 5+5 is 10, then what the f is this

*nudges at booseoksoon breakdancing to hey tayo in the back*

[moonage-daydreamy]

watching taehyung de-twinkified from the military and so buff in his sdt uniform and looking so fatal did something to me. like, sir, you were literally a fruit? also makes me fear what I will witness as jeonghan goes into the military. bros an immovable object against the unstoppable force.

[bunnypig18]

Seventeen Text Posts - Going Rangers Edition (12) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11)

[incorrect-svt-quotes]

#162

Seungcheol: *wakes up*

Seungcheol: Did I die? Is this heaven?

*knocking*

Jeonghan: Open up!

Joshua: It's us, Joshua and Jeonghan!

Seungcheol: Oh, it's hell

[thepixelelf]

svt boyfriend things that would be this 🤏 close to dealbreakers

scoups: would literally rather die than let you win at any kind of game

jeonghan: introduced you as his "bestie" to his parents and thought it was hilarious

joshua: got you banned from the local zoo

jun: showed you a picture of the london sewer fatberg (2013) while you were eating

hoshi: simply atrocious home decor (a certain type of print everywhere...)

wonwoo: pushed back your birthday dinner once because it was the only day all of his gamer friends were free for a session

woozi: can't drive

dk: never acknowledges when you do wrong like STOP smiling at me and supporting me rn I know I messed up bro

mingyu: socially liberal but fiscally conservative

the8: judges your instagram layout if it's ugly

seungkwan: consistently asks your friends and family who they like more, him or you

vernon: won't stop calling toes "grippers"

dino: moonwalks away from arguments

[spiltinksky]

Wonwoo: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Jihoon: Why?

Wonwoo: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Seungkwan: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jungkook: Hyung?

All of BTS turning around and waiting for him to ask what he wants to

Dino: Hyung?

All of seventeen walking faster

[ask-the-seventeen]

the curtain

Not an ask, but enjoy!

these eleven seconds took nearly four hours.

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

woozi: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

[weird-bookworm]

Chan: Dad, I'm hungry. Seungcheol: Hi Hungry, I'm dad. Chan: Did you just make a dad joke? Seungcheol: Did you just call me dad?