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Busted the shit out of my lip, now I look like I got horrible lip filler.

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Watching Tyrese Haliburton tear his Achilles live on tv just made me cry

HE WAS CRYING IT WAS SO SADDD

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Overstim them until their legs are kicking out and all their protests are just jumbles of “please please please please” so you just keep going until they’re limp and barely conscious before finally slipping inside them

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cant even jerk off anymore cuz everything fucking sucks now

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Are you horny in peace

Never. Only horny-sad

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You’re impossible to get to respond

Ummmmm sorry abt that… I don’t really even talk to anyone other than a select few who I trust lol

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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

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Nymphaea details, Herculaneum.

Note: The painted representations of mosaics are of those which have been removed to a museum, but I think they have a charm all of their own

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Ultimate shower song.

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Forget about fancy dates, i wanna flirt with you in kitchen while cooking for you

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Supposed to be packing, except I’m continuing to procrastinate by making this post lol

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Currently obsessed with Piero Piccioni. I have no clue why this music makes me feel nostalgic for a time that I wasn’t there for