what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them
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quote of the year
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happiness or peace? right where you left me or Hits Different? ivy or The Great War? New Year’s Day or Sweet Nothing? Holy Ground or the 1? Out Of The Woods or Maroon? The Archer or You’re On Your Own, Kid? So It Goes… or False God? cardigan or All Too Well?
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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
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im so good at misinterpreting lyrics so they fit blorbo from my shows
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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live
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ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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so like say you became god and had complete control over your own physical form. what do you do with your dick. because obviously everyone’s gonna be like “oh you used flesh magic to enhance that thang” if it’s big, organically or not. and if it’s average to small then everyone’s gonna be like “wym you’re god and it’s four inches.” maybe you mix it up, tell people you’re gonna fuck like. you pick. what do you wanna get nasty with. yes i can do tentacles. otherwise like there’s no winning. i guess at that point i’d just found my new universe with the primary cultural view being that my dick is the absolute pinnacle of dicks. definitely a day 1 issue regardless.
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our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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tap the answer that resonates the most with you, if you were raised by your grandparents and consider them immediate family go with your own judgement, this is just out of curiosity for the Vibes
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if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.
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fellow glasses wearers
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