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He decided to walk out, standing up at his full height, a little over six feet tall. The hoe through his rotting chest was rather clear as he said, "It was either this or that."  

"Hello." Mortis spoke from a shadowed corner.

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"Well, what else are you supposed to do as a zombie? Just go Girl Scout style and ask people for their guts?"

"Well. I just wait for the wrong person to stray into a dark room…"

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"Well. I just wait for the wrong person to stray into a dark room..."

"Tell me about it."

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"Tell me about it."

"…well dis sucks." How long before he starts going around and trying to chew on his team mates with the cravings he began having.

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"I don't have much else to do."

"Oh."

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"Oh."

"What’re you thinking about then?"

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"What're you thinking about then?"

"Er. What’re you doing around here?" The area was rather dark and it didn’t have that great of a smell. Like rotting flesh, actually.

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"Er. What're you doing around here?" The area was rather dark and it didn't have that great of a smell. Like rotting flesh, actually.

"…Hey." The undead shifted so that his helmet was covering his eyes.

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"...Me. Mortis, if you want a name. You're the crazy wizard guy. Mermaid I think?" Welp. That wasn't going to help this situation. Come on, he'd be a merMAN. Or rather, MerMann. Yeah. Mermann.

He’d know that voice anywhere. It was the wizard guy again. Maybe not the exact same wizard guy who tried to change him, but still a wizard guy. Unsure of what to do, he hurriedly took off his bony arm and tossed it out of the shade.

"Yes hello, it’s me."

He really hoped a light wouldn’t get turned on.

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He'd know that voice anywhere. It was the wizard guy again. Maybe not the exact same wizard guy who tried to change him, but still a wizard guy. Unsure of what to do, he hurriedly took off his bony arm and tossed it out of the shade.

"Yes hello, it's me."

He really hoped a light wouldn't get turned on.

"Hello." Mortis spoke from a shadowed corner.

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"Hello." Mortis spoke from a shadowed corner.

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"...Hey." The undead shifted so that his helmet was covering his eyes.

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The undead laughed quite heartily.  "HA! HA HA! You actually BELIEVED ME for a second there!"

"NO. WAKE UP NOW OR I’M GOING TO EAT YOU."

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"NO. WAKE UP NOW OR I'M GOING TO EAT YOU."

…five more mins.

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i tried so hard

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"Actually, barely anyone likes being around an undead. It kind of drags your self confidence to Hell. If it survives the rotting, that is."

"I don’t think a cat’d like to be around me."

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"I didn't really dance with him. It was more like I pulled on his hippie hair and he punched me in the face and then his scythe was taking selfies during the whole skirmish."

  "No, but like, the fact that the box is SPECIALLY DESIGNED for putting DEAD BODIES in them. And then you BURY THEM UNDERGROUND so that bugs and shit will crawl all over them and devour their corpse. Of which is already happening to me."

Casually pulls a worm out of what’s left of his leg.