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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
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Babe unmute yourself. Babe please unmute. Babe. I want to pick a fight with your boss. Sweetie. Just hit the button and unmute yourself for two seconds so I can start shit with your boss. Baby please
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Lake District sure has a lot of lakes.
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chronically on tumblr because something’s not wired right inside of me
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I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years
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2025 resolution will be to knit my first sweater
#post#I will finally have all of my yarn moved in soon#need to make myself a nice winter hat first though
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[scio, sweetheart.]
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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird
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well what if i want to bite the hand that feeds me but fondly. gently. what then
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Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.
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until death tear pierce us apart
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I don't feel like it gets me anywhere, anywhere
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i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave
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laden fissures // watercolor, graphite on board, 2024
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i scratch you, you scratch me 🤝 a pair of warm and cute Eohippus for this cold winter
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