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now what the hell do I answer

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Doomed by the narrative

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thinking landoscar is the same level of depraved, rotten, putrid rivalry as brocedes is hilarious and is like comparing students who do edibles to junkies injecting dope under a bridge and ODing

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sometimes i think about nico rosberg. a lot of the time, actually. that’s it, that’s the post.

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we don't even care when nico talks about lewis anymore, but we cry when lewis says nico's name

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the tale of the secret shoey 😜👞🍾

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Putting this here for anyone else who appreciates Brocedes. 🥹🩵

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Brocedes - Lewis Hamilton & Nico Rosberg - coney island by Taylor Swift (feat. The National)

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If I was Lewis Hamilton, I would've locked Nico Rosberg in my basement and never have let him go.

But he did, and it was the biggest fumble of the century.

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[i hope we'll get 1644 photo soon but until then]:

Lewis: *takes a photo with Charles and posts it on his Instagram*

Max in Monaco in 0.5 seconds after that on the threshold of the Rosbergs' house: *banging on the door* Open this damn door, Britney, we need to take a photo!!! Right. Now.

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life gives, life takes!

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question to the people who say that landoscar is brocedes: which of them is which?

lando-lewis & oscar-nico

or

lando-nico & oscar-lewis

i, however, do not believe in brocedes 2.0 on the current grid.

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literally every song is about brocedes. best friends? what they were in their karting days. enemies? what they were when Nico won the championship. strangers? what they were after 2016. lovers? what they've always been but never acknowledged.

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we already know so much brocedes lore but can you imagine how much we don't know about them

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britcedes matching, george blatantly checking lewis out, and lewis' big grin 🥹 BRITCEDES NATION WE WIN AGAIN

creds. @/simsgazette on twt

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mindset rn