Insane Catgirl | She/Her 18+ Minors DNI Catgirl Maid, transfem
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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real
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im ngl unrestricted internet access is objectively good for any child i do not give a fuck how many isis beheading videos you saw when you were 12, do you know how humiliating it is to play ur first video game in your 20s ? i just spent 30 minutes getting killed by 2 dogs named dogamy & dogaressa
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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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itโs okay to say โthis isnโt for meโ or โIโm not happy hereโ and leaveโฆ you donโt have to wait for things to be really bad
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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Btw you should hug that t girl who's always putting others before herself
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Got too real for a second there, back to your regularly scheduled incoherence
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I will never become just another statistic, and I can say that with a smile
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Breaking down crying in the middle of the mall parking lot because for the first time in literal years, I feel happy that I am myself. I do not feel the constant pressure of depression and anxiety that has loomed over me for nearly my entire life. I truly am becoming myself. With a smile on my face, I walk into the mall even with the tears still drying, because I do not care what others think of me anymore.
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