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Good news everyone!

I NEED to find that one photo of the two doodle guys laying in bed, one with a bloody bite mark out of their crotch and the other with blood all over their face. I NEED IT

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Guess what closed :D

I had to take my labaret ring out for the first time in like 4 years and I felt so naked... never again

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I forget that we used to be primates and still kind of have the behaviors that they do. Petting my cat, felt some debris in his fur and went on to perform a full body search for my boy.

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i am the FATHER

WOKE note

misa and rem are in a LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP

light yagami is GAY

l lawliet is BISEXUAL

teru mikami is GAY

touta matsuda is PREGNANT

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My friend tells me "good luck" when I go to sleep, as if I'm entering a Saw trap, and he is right.

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In an attempt to make myself tired at approprate times, I have taken up learning a language

I now have a new hyperfixation.

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Similarly, I seem to have been consumed by the Trigun hivemind

Accidentally consuming the word records worth of media with mtf headcannons

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Accidentally consuming the word records worth of media with mtf headcannons

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"you've annihilated the enemy; now rest, chuuya" tried to replicate papercraft and actually hit the layer limit in procreate (*°ｰ°) this was fun though, i'd like to try another drawing in this style

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Did not read the caption as it should have been (Holy Ground: a holy place) but as an expression (Holy Ground!: holy cannoli, holy cow, holy shit, etc.)

Holy ground

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Aphantasia is a hoax and I don't believe in it because what do you mean you can see what you imagine WITH YOUR EYES?? I think the fuck not! It's all in my noggin and I refuse to believe that that means I can't visualize things because I CAN

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Hm, dang its 1am I shoukd try to get some sleep.

OSHEEWWHSS SEVEN AM BITCH BRIGHT AND EARLY BREAKFAST IS KOOCING

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"stop making lawlight toxic!! toxic bad!!" "lawlight is not soft!! soft lawlight is an inaccurate depiction of them and youre stupid!!" boom shaka laka. everyone gets hit with my make out ray gun machine. psheeeewwwwwww.

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So tired all day long and the moment i touch my bed I am uncomfortable

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10% battery life on my 20 dollar headphones lasting me longer than I can even stay awake

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I need these mugs

mugs

as in 'serving' coffee chuuya and 'mugshot' dazai