Hah. M'name's Mr. H. Ah'm an engineer fer th'BLU team. Let's see here... Ah'm about 5'5, missin' a leg, an' still a Merc. Mostly b'cause of mah Utonagan, Gator. If ya wanna ask sumthin' er just chat, Ah don't bahte. Really Ah don't.
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reblog with a gif of the animal your muse would be.
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Reblog this if I have permission to come into your askbox IC at any point if my muse has a question for yours.
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Go anon and pretend to be my character's child.
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Mr. H has been offline for a while but I don't mind bringing him back))
Where's everyone?
((Sorry! Reblog this if well you’re a TF2 askblog or anything.. I just wanna know who’s still around and all. It’s a little quiet here…))
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Max watched the child draw, frowning when he realized this kid lived in New York. "Yer a long ways away from home, aintcha?" He looked over the pictures. "Uh... Does yer mutti'r vatti work here? Lahke..." He started drawing various classes, all looking like a six year old drew them out. "Do they look lahke any of these sometahmes?" That's gotta be the only reason this little guy was here... Right?
"Hallo, Herr. Hilf mir?" A boy of about eight or nine approached the Engineer, holding out a hand to him. He tried to think of the words in English. "Lost?"
Max glanced down at the child from his work. “Oh. You lost lil’ guy? An dun’ speak German real well though.” He smiled and leaned down to get a better look at him. “Who d'ya know? Er… Got a father? ‘R a mama?”
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The engineer beamed. "Hey, mah name's Maxwell too! Well, lemme help ya out. D' you remember where yer trahin' t'go?" He wasn't sure the kid understood, if all else failed he might be able to track someone down to translate. But first he had an idea. Grabbing a stack of paper he drew out a crude picture of Maxwell with a taller man and woman. "Parents?" He scribbled a room with a bed, showing that to him too. "Maybe y'got a room? 'R a house?"
"Hallo, Herr. Hilf mir?" A boy of about eight or nine approached the Engineer, holding out a hand to him. He tried to think of the words in English. "Lost?"
Max glanced down at the child from his work. “Oh. You lost lil’ guy? An dun’ speak German real well though.” He smiled and leaned down to get a better look at him. “Who d'ya know? Er… Got a father? ‘R a mama?”
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"Hallo, Herr. Hilf mir?" A boy of about eight or nine approached the Engineer, holding out a hand to him. He tried to think of the words in English. "Lost?"
Max glanced down at the child from his work. "Oh. You lost lil' guy? An dun' speak German real well though." He smiled and leaned down to get a better look at him. "Who d'ya know? Er... Got a father? 'R a mama?"
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Well shit I don't know what happened to that other one BUT IT WAS REALLY ADORABLE TOO AND YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR MR. H I WILL GLADLY LET YOU ADOPT ONE))
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How to care for: Give plenty of beer, keep away from electronics, don't feed after midnight.
This is adorable holy shitBut yeah don't feed him))
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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
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Max glared at him. Well it could've been worse. A muddied leg, no big deal. "Jane ya dumbass." he snatched his leg. "... Thank ya. Kahnda hard t'stay up with jus' one. C'mon." He started for the banks, pulling himself up and putting his leg back. "What th'hell is with you soldiers'n wantin' t' dunk an old man?"
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Max is never taking you guys fishing again :B))
And over the dock head first the engineer went. He wound up kicking a beam and knocking his prosthetic off amidst the flailing. Once he was above water Max started looking for his leg. “Shit, Jane! Y'all better get yer ass down here'n help me fahnd mah leg!!”
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"Jackass!!" The old man yelled before grumbling under his breath and starting the swim back to shore. "Last tahme he gets any o' mah beers too...."
☂:Shove them into a body of water.
Max hollered as he tripped backwards over the boat and into the lake. The engineer resurfaced gasping. A few good coughs later and the old man glared up at the soldier. “Th'hell was that for?! Yer damn lucky Ah kin swim!”
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Max is never taking you guys fishing again :B)) And over the dock head first the engineer went. He wound up kicking a beam and knocking his prosthetic off amidst the flailing. Once he was above water Max started looking for his leg. "Shit, Jane! Y'all better get yer ass down here'n help me fahnd mah leg!!"
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☂:Shove them into a body of water.
Max hollered as he tripped backwards over the boat and into the lake. The engineer resurfaced gasping. A few good coughs later and the old man glared up at the soldier. "Th'hell was that for?! Yer damn lucky Ah kin swim!"
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Hurt my muse! See how they react!
✚: Stab with a knife / sword / blade.
♕: A kick in a very sensitive area.
✿: Insult (Insert specific insult.)
♠: Punch / slap / blow to the face.
♆: Strangle / suffocate them.
ϡ: Gash with a knife / blade /sword.
ღ: Emotionally scar them (Include how).
†: Nail them to a structure (Explain).
✄: Break off a relationship with them.
☂: Shove them into a body of water.
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