blu-spy-head

[blu-spy-head]

If they are trustworthy, go ahead. I clearly can’t help with that, unfortunately.

May your trip be successful.

I THINK I WANT A WEAPON

I KNOW I CAN TAKE OUT A HUMAN ADVERSARY WITH MY FISTS ALONE BUT WHAT IF THAT SNIPERBOT HURTS ONE OF THE OTHER ROBOTS AND I HAVE TO MAKE GOOD ON MY THREAT?

I DONT KNOW IF I COULD KILL THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS

[blu-spy-head]

It is not rude at all. The weapons for my team are all supplied by Mann Co., so you should be able to acquire them from there.

That is, if you have money to purchase them in the first place.

I THINK I WANT A WEAPON

I KNOW I CAN TAKE OUT A HUMAN ADVERSARY WITH MY FISTS ALONE BUT WHAT IF THAT SNIPERBOT HURTS ONE OF THE OTHER ROBOTS AND I HAVE TO MAKE GOOD ON MY THREAT?

I DONT KNOW IF I COULD KILL THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS

[blu-spy-head]

I would advise on finding a proper knife to use.

I personally recommend the butterfly knife, however there are other styles that may suit your preferences better.

That, and a revolver. Those are the two weapons any spy should be proficient in.

I THINK I WANT A WEAPON

I KNOW I CAN TAKE OUT A HUMAN ADVERSARY WITH MY FISTS ALONE BUT WHAT IF THAT SNIPERBOT HURTS ONE OF THE OTHER ROBOTS AND I HAVE TO MAKE GOOD ON MY THREAT?

I DONT KNOW IF I COULD KILL THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS

[blu-spy-head]

The first attempt at freedom was with a roomba and it almost worked and now this attempt with a sentient robot actually worked, safe to say that robots are the key to freedom? Speaking of, how does freedom feel?

It is… strange. I had gotten used to the cramped space and nagging from an insane doctor. It is oddly peaceful.

It is safe to say that robots will be replacing human jobs, as not one of my teammates succeeded or tried to rescue me. I may not mind them being replaced.

[blu-spy-head]

We- We are?

Mon dieu… It actually worked!

I know the way back to the base, but I am forever in your debt. I doubt I can be of much use, but I will be your ally. I know you robots are a bit of an outcast at the moment, however I’m sure I can persuade the Blue team to accept your presence. You may stay with us.

@blu-spy-head

[the spybot stands in a corner, having snuck away from medibot]

[cloaking for the first time comes easy, like drawing a breath, like instinct. movement is on instinct too, silent in a way the spybot doesnt think it could manage without relying on its programming]

[it already knows how to get to the infirmary, the layout of the base is in its files along with other things it could use to complete its purpose - the layouts of other bases, how to effectively backstab, what to do upon picking up a bomb. although it shudders at the last one, at the idea it could have ended up sacrificing itself for a cause it doesnt belive in before it knew any better.]

[but nows not the time to think about that, right now it has a mission to complete]

[spybot moves silently through the base, waiting by the infirmary doors until whatever medic lives here leaves and sneaking through as they close]

[the lock presumably on the fridge holds no challenge either, the spybot simply grabs onto it and squeezes until the metal gives way with a crunch that seems sickening to him.]

"ᴵᴹ ᴴᴱᴿᴱ"

[it speaks as quietly as it can as it opens the door to the fridge]

[blu-spy-head]

Fine, let me know when we’re out of this base. It all depends on you now.

(Shuts eyes)

@blu-spy-head

[the spybot stands in a corner, having snuck away from medibot]

[cloaking for the first time comes easy, like drawing a breath, like instinct. movement is on instinct too, silent in a way the spybot doesnt think it could manage without relying on its programming]

[it already knows how to get to the infirmary, the layout of the base is in its files along with other things it could use to complete its purpose - the layouts of other bases, how to effectively backstab, what to do upon picking up a bomb. although it shudders at the last one, at the idea it could have ended up sacrificing itself for a cause it doesnt belive in before it knew any better.]

[but nows not the time to think about that, right now it has a mission to complete]

[spybot moves silently through the base, waiting by the infirmary doors until whatever medic lives here leaves and sneaking through as they close]

[the lock presumably on the fridge holds no challenge either, the spybot simply grabs onto it and squeezes until the metal gives way with a crunch that seems sickening to him.]

"ᴵᴹ ᴴᴱᴿᴱ"

[it speaks as quietly as it can as it opens the door to the fridge]

[blu-spy-head]

Bonjour

I'm dying to know what happened to that roleplay community

Like are you guys still going or not

[blu-spy-head]

No!- You will not take off this mask. I can’t let my identity be leaked to the entire red base! We keep it on, I’ll look like a Spy corpse then. It will be less suspicious than seeing an unknown corpse.

@blu-spy-head

[the spybot stands in a corner, having snuck away from medibot]

[cloaking for the first time comes easy, like drawing a breath, like instinct. movement is on instinct too, silent in a way the spybot doesnt think it could manage without relying on its programming]

[it already knows how to get to the infirmary, the layout of the base is in its files along with other things it could use to complete its purpose - the layouts of other bases, how to effectively backstab, what to do upon picking up a bomb. although it shudders at the last one, at the idea it could have ended up sacrificing itself for a cause it doesnt belive in before it knew any better.]

[but nows not the time to think about that, right now it has a mission to complete]

[spybot moves silently through the base, waiting by the infirmary doors until whatever medic lives here leaves and sneaking through as they close]

[the lock presumably on the fridge holds no challenge either, the spybot simply grabs onto it and squeezes until the metal gives way with a crunch that seems sickening to him.]

"ᴵᴹ ᴴᴱᴿᴱ"

[it speaks as quietly as it can as it opens the door to the fridge]

[blu-spy-head]

You-

I must say, your disguise is very accurate.

Do what you must with me, just make it quick. We don’t have all day.

@blu-spy-head

[the spybot stands in a corner, having snuck away from medibot]

[cloaking for the first time comes easy, like drawing a breath, like instinct. movement is on instinct too, silent in a way the spybot doesnt think it could manage without relying on its programming]

[it already knows how to get to the infirmary, the layout of the base is in its files along with other things it could use to complete its purpose - the layouts of other bases, how to effectively backstab, what to do upon picking up a bomb. although it shudders at the last one, at the idea it could have ended up sacrificing itself for a cause it doesnt belive in before it knew any better.]

[but nows not the time to think about that, right now it has a mission to complete]

[spybot moves silently through the base, waiting by the infirmary doors until whatever medic lives here leaves and sneaking through as they close]

[the lock presumably on the fridge holds no challenge either, the spybot simply grabs onto it and squeezes until the metal gives way with a crunch that seems sickening to him.]

"ᴵᴹ ᴴᴱᴿᴱ"

[it speaks as quietly as it can as it opens the door to the fridge]

[blu-spy-head]

Ooc: you’ve probably noticed, but I wanted to make an official statement. With the start of college, posts are going come out slower than usual. I’ll try my best to stay active!

[blu-spy-head]

That’s not a bad idea… however, if they see a Spy corpse I’m worried the team will be suspicious seeing it.

I have no other choice though. Make sure to hide the base.

@blu-spy-head

[the spybot stands in a corner, having snuck away from medibot]

[cloaking for the first time comes easy, like drawing a breath, like instinct. movement is on instinct too, silent in a way the spybot doesnt think it could manage without relying on its programming]

[it already knows how to get to the infirmary, the layout of the base is in its files along with other things it could use to complete its purpose - the layouts of other bases, how to effectively backstab, what to do upon picking up a bomb. although it shudders at the last one, at the idea it could have ended up sacrificing itself for a cause it doesnt belive in before it knew any better.]

[but nows not the time to think about that, right now it has a mission to complete]

[spybot moves silently through the base, waiting by the infirmary doors until whatever medic lives here leaves and sneaking through as they close]

[the lock presumably on the fridge holds no challenge either, the spybot simply grabs onto it and squeezes until the metal gives way with a crunch that seems sickening to him.]

"ᴵᴹ ᴴᴱᴿᴱ"

[it speaks as quietly as it can as it opens the door to the fridge]

[blu-spy-head]

There you are, I knew you’d make it. Did you break the- never mind, if this mission is a success they will only find out after we’re long gone.

Speaking of, we need to start leaving post haste. It will only be so long until that mad doctor and his teammates become suspicious. The sooner we leave the better odds we have.

Farewell, @emotionally-mellow-sandvich. If this is successful, I will not see you again. You’ve made this hellhole bearable.

Now, let’s go.

@blu-spy-head

[the spybot stands in a corner, having snuck away from medibot]

[cloaking for the first time comes easy, like drawing a breath, like instinct. movement is on instinct too, silent in a way the spybot doesnt think it could manage without relying on its programming]

[it already knows how to get to the infirmary, the layout of the base is in its files along with other things it could use to complete its purpose - the layouts of other bases, how to effectively backstab, what to do upon picking up a bomb. although it shudders at the last one, at the idea it could have ended up sacrificing itself for a cause it doesnt belive in before it knew any better.]

[but nows not the time to think about that, right now it has a mission to complete]

[spybot moves silently through the base, waiting by the infirmary doors until whatever medic lives here leaves and sneaking through as they close]

[the lock presumably on the fridge holds no challenge either, the spybot simply grabs onto it and squeezes until the metal gives way with a crunch that seems sickening to him.]

"ᴵᴹ ᴴᴱᴿᴱ"

[it speaks as quietly as it can as it opens the door to the fridge]

[blu-spy-head]

Excellent, be there quickly and quietly. I swear that doctor never sleeps.

This is a secret message intended only for you.

I am currently trapped in the red base, inside of the Medics laboratory. I need someone to sneak in, and I believe you will be able to succeed.

If you accept this mission, I will grant you shelter inside the Blu base. Report back as soon as you can.

~ @blu-spy-head

ILL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT

BASED ON THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE RED/BLU CONFLICT IN MY DATABANKS IF MEDIBOT IS ALIGNED WITH RED AND I ALIGN MYSELF WITH BLU BY HELPING YOU THE ADMINISTRATOR WONT ALLOW MEDIBOT AND I TO BE FREINDS ANYMORE

I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW IF HE IS THOUGH AND ILL HAVE TO ASK BEFORE ACCEPTING OR DENYING YOUR REQUEST

NOTHING PERSONAL BUT IM NOT WILLING TO LOSE MY ONLY FREIND IN THE WORLD TO HELP A STRANGER

[blu-spy-head]

I understand, but do not forget who you are. We are spies, the people most equipped to keep secrets hidden.

I know not many others who I can safely rely on for assistance. As a Spy, I can potentially put my trust into our allegiance, though you may be Graymanns robot. This is important, as I’ve been a prisoner for a long time now.

This is a secret message intended only for you.

I am currently trapped in the red base, inside of the Medics laboratory. I need someone to sneak in, and I believe you will be able to succeed.

If you accept this mission, I will grant you shelter inside the Blu base. Report back as soon as you can.

~ @blu-spy-head

ILL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT

BASED ON THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE RED/BLU CONFLICT IN MY DATABANKS IF MEDIBOT IS ALIGNED WITH RED AND I ALIGN MYSELF WITH BLU BY HELPING YOU THE ADMINISTRATOR WONT ALLOW MEDIBOT AND I TO BE FREINDS ANYMORE

I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW IF HE IS THOUGH AND ILL HAVE TO ASK BEFORE ACCEPTING OR DENYING YOUR REQUEST

NOTHING PERSONAL BUT IM NOT WILLING TO LOSE MY ONLY FREIND IN THE WORLD TO HELP A STRANGER

[blu-spy-head]

Ooc: should I reblog spy head art? It’s a very niche kind of tf2 fan art but I like seeing it :)

[blu-spy-head]

How does it feel to be alone in your cold, placid prison? To be mere centimeters away from the food you so desperately crave, the sustenance that satiates the body you lack?

Do you feel the ghosts of your entrails burning? Your stomach churning, turning in knots as it roars from your sternum, demanding to be fed? Or worse- do you feel nothing at all? Do you take comfort in the sensation- knowing that, once you swallow, the essence of your meal will only fall away into nothing? Or does it only feed your desire to consume, even if it it without end?

Will you feel fulfilled by your next meal?

…

Don’t expect me to go into detail about my experiences like this again. I am a man of secrecy and I intend on keeping it that way. I also suggest if you are uncomfortable with these subjects to avert your gaze. It is better for both of us.

…I feel nothing.

It has been ages since I felt anything close to sensation. That was in the beginning, and it extends to more than just hunger, but after a few days I noticed I hadn’t been starving. There was no itch, even after a week without eating. I presume whatever I am plugged into is fulfilling what I need to survive.

This place is a cold, claustrophobic hell. I am cramped in a small box, crowded by beer, rotting food, and whatever animal parts that doctor has gotten his hands on. I’m stuck here, without any hope to leave by myself.

…If that doesn’t answer your questions, don’t think about asking again. I need a smoke.

[blu-spy-head]

Ugh, fine, but don’t expect to get anything out of me.

(Dermanicly Opens the fridge)

Hmh do you want therapy? Yay or nay?

No, I do not need therapy. This sounds like a trick to reveal my secrets, in which case, nay!