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bluebellhairpin · 8 hours

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Back hurts. Tummy hurts. Bum hurts. Nose is blocked. Lips chapped. Still haven't gotten over the fact I threw up last night (I never throw up).

#someone cure me. lift this burden of a sickness from my poor mortal body

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bluebellhairpin · 9 hours

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my type is men who tell me “yes ma’am” and “yes dear” ♡

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bluebellhairpin · 9 hours

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Don’t mind me, I’m just objectifying old men again.

#omg the way my tongue started wagging like FR #imagine pulling him into the bathroom to suck him off #or or or maybe. since hes a gentleman. he asked you to dinner and then eats u out in the back of his car after #lord. i love that old man.

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bluebellhairpin · 9 hours

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YES MA'AM. ALL OLD MEN SHALL HAVE THEIR BONES JUMPED ON SIGHT.

Don’t mind me, I’m just objectifying old men again.

#IM DOING MY PART

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bluebellhairpin · 9 hours

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Don’t mind me, I’m just objectifying old men again.

#ohhhhhhh okay #you're actually talking about all might #okay i got you #love that guy

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bluebellhairpin · 9 hours

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which one are we targeting today ma'am?

Don’t mind me, I’m just objectifying old men again.

#i wish to slide this one's picture onto the table #and by this one i mean kenny ackerman #i am once again pushing the kenny fucker agenda #it's bc i know he'd make me shotgun his cigarette smoke while he tells me to get off on his thigh #could be the covid talking but that old man does thigns for me #what am i saying he's always done things for me

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bluebellhairpin · 10 hours

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putting myself back on the erwin smith train by watching the winter solider. if you know, you know.

#STEVE ROGERS YOUR FACE IS HIS FACE #ERWEEN I LOVE YOUUU

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bluebellhairpin · 10 hours

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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bluebellhairpin · 11 hours

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Reached new level of covid sickness. Greeted my empty bedroom as if there were people in it.

#good news is the smoke smell is gone #bad news is my normal smell might also be gone almost #someone come here and kiss my forehead and tell me im being brave and that its going to all be okay

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bluebellhairpin · 12 hours

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Harwin "breakbones" Strong going in, knocking heads, picking Rhaenyra up and flinging her over his shoulder to carry her to safety was hot, I said what I said. A worthy baby daddy

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bluebellhairpin · 15 hours

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I was encouraged to post my bearded Halsin, so here he is 🙏

[my patreon]

#myjawisclecnhedsohardrightnow #imsocalmwhatdoyoumean #holy shit #i do love halsin #if i ever got bg3 no one would heard the end of it #not of him. not from me.#reblog #fanart #halsin #baulders gate 3

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bluebellhairpin · 16 hours

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Wait wait wait you has an ask game while I was asleep 🥺 how dare you 🥺 but if I can still get an answer, my favourite colour is dark red, and my favourite character is probably arthur morgan (rdr2) <33

HULLO NEMOOO 💗 you should be resting and getting better but… i will feed u some trash food :3

i am grabbing you: life savers gummies (the wild berry’s and exotics), a bag of chex mix (dealers choice), a dr pepper but the cream soda kind, and those andies mints you get at olive garden (they are DELISH). for hot food you’re getting a chicken stick (literally what it sounds like; a long nugget, hot dog style) TEEHEE!

hope u don’t mind when i ask for a mint 😞

#i havent heard of half of these things and i dont think ive eaten most of them but for u i will eat it all #and u can have as many mints as u ask for pookie #i look forward to my lifesaver proposal <3 #reblog #mutual appreciation #vil <3

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bluebellhairpin · 16 hours

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#What THE FUCK IS GOUNG ON #IS THERE SOMETHING I DONT KNOW BOUT #WHY IS ERWEEN SO LOW #THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS A LOSER????#NO ONE TOLD ME????

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bluebellhairpin · 19 hours

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#reblog #epic the musical #the underworld saga

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bluebellhairpin · 19 hours

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stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

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bluebellhairpin · 21 hours

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Oh, Odysseus no. Don't become the monster. Don't deal the blow. Don't become a monster unlike anything they’ve ever known. This life is amazing if you greet it with open arms. No matter what you face you'll be fine if you lead from the heart. Greet the world with open arms. Greet the world with open arms.

#nemos thoughts #song recs #epic the musical #the underworld saga #sorry i got possessed by polities while listening to monster and wrote this

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bluebellhairpin · 21 hours

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Anyways, one of my favourite interactions in 1.06 is Lucerys asking ‘father’ to hold Joffrey and both Laenor & Harwin reacting without hesitation.

gif credit: @fireandbloodsource (x)

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