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Lilac Aesthetic Motif

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Look! A dog in the Windows Desktop background!

Chilling on a Sunny day.

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things that are canon in the my little pony friendship is magic universe:

there's a venomous plant called "poison joke" but it doesn't actually make you ill. the only thing it does is alter your appearance in funny and stupid ways, like making you super clumsy, making you as small as an ant, or giving you a way deeper voice

all ponies are called ponies but sometimes they also use the word "horse" and it's kinda confusing

rainbow dash getting bullied as a kid was solely responsible for everything that happens in the plot. like the 6 main characters would never have gotten as far in life as they have or even met each other if it wasn't for baby rainbow dash wanting to show off to her shitty classmates. god bless

the most powerful ancient relics in the known universe, that the villains of the show are constantly trying to steal in order to become unstoppable and/or destroy the world, are the physical manifestations of friendship and you can literally only bring out their full potential if you're a group of 6 close friends lol

^^^ this, however, is later revealed to just be a metaphor? their powers CAN still be manifested without them because "tHe FRIENDSHIP WAS INSIDE US ALL ALONG TM" despite that we've seen that they DO wield magical powers, even when just 1 pony is using them????? IT'S SO VAGUE

in the equestria girls spinoff where everyone is a human in high school (which is still 100% canon to the show btw), twilight from the pony universe eats a meat burger for lunch. this is never questioned

there are talking anthropomorphic cat people that live in a completely seperate region. they're never described as anything other than "cats" even though regular cats are kept as pets. also we like only ever see them in the movie

cows are intelligent talking creatures just like the ponies in this world, BUT THEY'RE STILL KEPT AS DOMESTICATED LIVESTOCK???? NOT YAKS OR BISONS THOUGH, ONLY COWS

BISONS ARE RACIALLY OPPRESSED

it's never explained how monarchy works here, but princesses usually have the highest authority. that being said, sometimes ponies just. BECOME princesses. out of honor or something. like a princess can make another female pony a princess and suddenly they have power and responsibility over their own region. it's just like that. also if the new princess is born a unicorn or pegasus, they'll physically transform into alicorns by either growing wings or a horn through magic

france (supposedly) exists somewhere. like just real actual france.

SOMETIMES when a character randomly bursts into song, that's what's actually happening in the story and it's seen as weird and inappropriate. other times it's a perfectly natural musical number

an annual holiday called "hearth's warming" is both foundation day and christmas at the same time

ponies can play guitar, contrabass and violin with their hooves somehow

in the future, pinkie pie gets married to literally weird al fucking yankovic's ponysona and they have a child

feel free to add more if you remember any, this show is bonkers and i love it

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Meeting the next generation

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Oh can I get trans girl Lyra celebrating? I’m finally coming out and my name is Lyra now ^-^

lyra is proud of herself AND you!!!!!!!!!

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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The Department of Delicious Deception is salivating at the sight of these incredibly enticing but completely inedible desserts created by glass artist Shayna Leib. Leib herself has health issues that prevent herself from indulging in such decadent sweets, which is what lead her to painstakingly create exquisite hyperrealistic glass and porcelain sculptures of what she’s unable to eat.

“This body of work started as a therapeutic exercise in deconstruction and a re-training of the mind to look at dessert as form rather than food. It soon became a technical riddle, and I became a food taxidermist of french pastries.

To glass, I combined my love of porcelain, realizing where one material floundered, the other excelled. This body of work utilizes nearly every possible technique in both mediums; glassblowing, hot-sculpting, lampwork, fusing, casting, and grinding in glass and well as the ceramic techniques of hand-building, throwing, and using a good old fashioned pastry tube.”

Visit Shayna Leib’s website or follow her on Instagram or Facebook to feast your eyes on more of her mouthwatering glass pastries.

[via Colossal]

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autism problem #1085

When your words come out wrong and people take them to mean the exact opposite of how you ment them

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🎃HAPPY🎃 HALLOWEEN🎃! At a recent Halloween Party I went as a Werewolf, and I was handing (clawing??) out THESE pamphlets to convert more good folks to our hairy cause (Words can’t describe how proud I am of this dumb thing)

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

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You want some real legitimate advice about mental health? Stop being mean to yourself.

Like, when you wanna say mean shit about yourself either internally or externally, work to learn how to step back a moment and remind yourself that what you are doing is a form of self-harm and not a fair or legitimate judgement on you as a person, and furthermore is not productive to your survival or well-being.

Even if you fuck something up, you can resolve to do better in the future, you can tell yourself that you’re going to make this a learning experience, and even if you’ve made the same mistake 50 times already, telling yourself you’ll get it right someday if you just keep trying will always do you better than calling yourself an idiot and beating yourself up for not being able to get it right.

Take it from me, a lot of mental health shit is a product of your environment and personal history, and therefore you really don’t have the control over it that you need to get by without others’ help, but one thing you can have some control over is whether you’re going to be a friend to yourself or just another enemy, and if you want to survive, you’ve gotta strive to be in your own corner as best you can.

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Just saw an interview with Guillermo del Toro in which he said “Emotion is the new Punk” and tbh that’s the mood for 2018

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“I love my body” does NOT have to mean “I love how my body looks”. It can mean: -I will give my body what it needs -I appreciate how hard my body works -I will feed and hydrate my body -my body feels good

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2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

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I want to tumbl, but WE HAVE A BABY

Hey guys I’ve traveled 3000 miles and moved in with my partner and their family, and that was a HUGE change

Then I had to work 3 jobs to pay bills and turn a profit

THEN my partner’s sister, who lives across the hall from us, had a BABY on New Year’s Eve, and we were at the hospital all together until 1am most nights

SO

A LOT IS GOING ON

BUT I AM ALIVE AND I WANT TO ENTERTAIN YOU STILL

I’ve decided to learn how to queue posts!!!

Any tips would be appreciated, and if you wanna be extra EXTRA awesome, check out my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Zehlua

Thanks so much everybody,

Zehlua