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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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 Stoneware, plexiglas, rubber fish figurines by Maile Yawata.

I thought that these were tables, but they're figurines.

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HOW in the entire course of human history has anyone with small hands ever learnt to play the guitar. HOW!!

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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

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me

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men love to make fun of women for overreacting in emergencies when they are, in fact, massively under-reacting

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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Online conservative guys obsessed with movie casting have spent years insisting that all that matters is that the actor looks as much like the character as possible. So you can't try to make the cast more diverse, you have to cast who looks like the character exactly. Anyway after one round of people suggesting a trans actress who looks uncannily like Zelda play Zelda in the Legend of Zelda movie they're going "well, there are more important things than looking like the character". Fellas, I'm starting to think these people just want to keep marginalized people from playing anyone

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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