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The signs as things I've said playing Super Mario Bro's
Ares: “You mutilated mediaeval monkey shit”
Taurus: “Luigi you absolute toothpick”
Gemini: “MOTHER F U C K I N G ICE”
Cancer: *luigi voice as I jump off mario’s head and let him fall to death* “Long live the king”
Leo: *to the tune of da-da-dada-dada-da-da* “Fu-fu-fufu-fufu-fuck you”
Virgo: “DYING THIS MUCH IS NOT ALLOWED IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT”
Libra: “RUN YOU GREEN FUCK- NOT OFF THE ICE BLOCK YOU FUCKING MICROWAVED DICK”
Capricorn: *sarcastically* “Oh, it’s not like I needed those eight lives, no no, I’m so glad you took them, leaving me to hobble on with one life. How dare I have nine in the first place, gasp, how scandalous! How obscene! How could I have been so obtuse?!”
Sagittarius: *sneering* “Fight me you sack of llama spit”
Scorpio: “I FUCKING GOT THE STAR CO- F UCK THE HELL OUT OF THAT TURTLE THING”
Aquarius: *gets a fire flower* *goes on rampage* “I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME BABY”
Pisces: “fuCKING FISH”
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Get your shit together vs. Get your shit done
Get your shit together: Sagittarius, Pieces, Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Cancer
Get your shit done: Capricorn, Aries, Leo, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio
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the “i may appear calm but in my head i’ve killed you like 3 times” squad
taurus, GEMINI, virgo, libra, capricorn
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what the signs do instead of their homework
Aries- sings
Taurus- makes weird snapchat stories
Gemini- makes zodiac posts
Cancer- watches netflix
Leo- watches youtube videos
Virgo- organizes their room
Libra- makes food
Scorpio- draws
Sagittarius- screams
Capricorn- sleeps
Aquarius- takes a bath
Pisces- prays
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What the signs remind me of
I know so many have done this but this is just my take on it :)
Aries:The rush of joy when your team wins, playful tickle fights with your crush, the adrenaline coursing through your veins when you run, the anticipation when the roller coaster is about to drop, the warmth of a bonfire
Taurus: Sleeping in, breakfast in bed, the smell of freshly brewed coffee, tight comforting hugs that make everything better, running on sandy beaches, the butterflies in your stomach when you receive a cute text
Gemini: Talking with your best friend for hours, getting a new crush, the fleeting eye contact you make with a stranger, laughing when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time, waking up on Christmas morning
Cancer: Brushing hands with your crush, when eyes light up with passion and smiles glow with affection, accidentally calling your teacher “mom”, loud unapologetic laughs, making a new friend, snuggling on cold days
Leo: When your makeup is on point, getting a compliment that makes your day, the giddiness when you laugh too loud and for too long, bright red lipstick stains, squinting at the sun, smiling so hard your cheeks hurt
Virgo: Completing someone’s sentence, the feeling of moist earth, chocolate brown eyes that seem to hold the world’s depths, finally finishing an essay at midnight, shy giggles, nude makeup, the calmness of the still ocean
Libra: Trying on a new dress, pacifying an argument, plugging in headphones and tuning out the world, watching romantic movies with the one, adorable flower crowns, slow dancing at a ball, your favourite perfume
Scorpio: Instantly receiving a reply, dark lipstick, being asked out on a date, intertwined bodies, breathing in someone’s very scent, flipping off a hater, cool smooth wood against your palm, dyeing your hair for the first time, leather jackets
Sagittarius: Going on a road trip with your best friends, setting off a firework and watching it light up the sky, the ecstasy when everyone laughs at your joke, the exhilaration of sneaking out, flickering lights, steady unafraid eye contact
Capricorn: Getting every answer right on a test, receiving texts from old friends, putting someone in their place, making the goofiest jokes, the smell of freshly cut grass, messy buns, watching an artist paint, wandering around in a library
Aquarius: Wondrously looking at the moon and stars, the clarity of water, the smell of fresh clean laundry, bold winged eyeliner, clean cut suits, binge watching episodes of your favourite shows, every shade of blue
Pisces: Finding out your crush likes you back, ripples of water, catching raindrops on your palm, reminiscing about your ex, looking at old photos, doodling in class, swirly intricate patterns, the innocence of a child’s eyes, fluttering eyelashes
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I’m laughing: Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra, Aries
I’m crying: Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Taurus
It feels like I’m dying: Aquarius, Leo, Capricorn, Scorpio
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the "says 'ow' even if it didn't really hurt" squad
Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn
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The signs in a bus
Sitting quietly while looking out of the windows: Pisces, Cancer, Virgo
Listening to music and watching people: Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn
Talking with best friend: Leo, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius
Missing their bus stop: Aquarius
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They are lonely but many people fail to notice it
Gemini, Scorpio, Virgo, Sagittarius, Taurus, Cancer
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Signs and their thoughts on little kids
Awww their so fun and cute: Cancer, Aquarius, Aries, Libra
The most annoying little devils in the world: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Gemini
Kids are baby goats. Goats are pretty chill: Sagittarius, Pisces, Scorpio, Capricorn
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the "most understanding but the most misunderstood" squad
Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Aquarius, Libra, Capricorn, Virgo
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the "I love making people who already hate me, hate me more" squad
Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
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Cardcaptor Sakura Card Summonings Set #1 (E01-E09)
☆ Synced! Open post separately to see them play at the same time.
☆ Specific episode noted on each gif
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No Shave November
My Dad had prostate cancer.
My Dad had just been divorced, then found out he had prostate cancer. My Dad only had us every other week and never opened up about his cancer. He never talked about it and we weren’t even able to be there to support him. No one was there to support him. He didn’t have family that lived close by that would come over, his wife had just left him and we couldn’t even be there because of an arrangement my parents had made.
So when I see all of this shit about how no shave November is about changing beauty standards or rubbing it in men’s faces that women have body hair its disgusting. Not the body hair, your fucking attitude.
No shave November is about supporting men with cancer. I know this is tumblr, God forbid we support men on this site but that’s what its about.
Its not about your feminist cause, its not about sticking it to the man, its not about being out there and unique. It is a cause that is raising awareness for men’s health.
Of course women can participate in it as well. More awareness being raised is always a good thing. But the reason you’re doing it shouldn’t be to prove a point it should be about being supportive.
I’m unfollowing anyone who reblogs/posts about No Shave November being anything other than what it is.
Awareness
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