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My thoughts on Cobra Kai season 5 because nobody asked for it

Ok so this is gonna be so messy because my brain is messy. Also these are just my opinions you can agree or disagree.

Let's begin!!

Fist off, IT TOOK TOO FUCKING LONG FOR DANIEL AND JOHNNY TO MEET! like these two were apart half the season! But because dear beloved chozen was beside Daniel i was not mad at this that much. Also their first scene together was worth the wait for real ( the "who did this to you" vibes)

Lawrusso crumbs were good i enjoyed them!! They have so much tension even when they just stand near eachother it's CRAZY!! ALSO DRUNK JOHNNY SLAPPING DANIEL'S ASS? AWESOME

Chozen and Daniel's scene were my absolute favorites this season. Like, they were really funny and because they were following the main storyline i was really interested in their scenes. I LOVE CHOZEN

But as for Johnny's storyline; im sorry to say this but I DID NOT LIKE IT AT ALL! i liked his whole part with trying to find Miguel and trying to fix Miguel and Robby's relationship and all that, but the whole baby part with Carmen was so fucking stupid . my man , you already have TWO KIDS to take care of, not to mention one of them you ignored and wasn't there for his entire childhood. Don't you think you need to focus on him now? Like, how about we spend one fucking season to actually build a better bond between Johnny and Robby? Also OMG THE WHOLE JOHNNY SEEING THE PICTURE OF THE BABY AND GETTING STRONG WAS SO FUCKING STUPID IM SO SORRY IT GAVE ME SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT.

On a side note; look, i like Carmen she is awesome, but Carmen and Johnny have no chemistry DEAR LORD i cannot watch their scenes together

Terry Silver is a very good villain OMG

not them making me think John Kreese fucking DIED wtf (ooh i liked the secen where he was talking to the therapist and saw every one from his past OMG SO GOOD! I was on the vergeof tears when i daw young johnny ,don't talk to me!!)

The miguel/robby and tori/sam bestisim is making me so happy!! Tori and Sam have a lot of work to do still ,but MIGUEL AND ROBBY WERE JUST ALWAYS NEAR EACH OTHER PUTTING HANDS ON EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS BRUH TOO CUTE.

Also miguel/robby/eli besties era hell yeah

I'm so happy i got a little sibling bonding between Sam and Anthony! It was important to me on a personal level OK?

The limousine part? AWESOME

The protect the egg part? TOO FUNNY I DIED

The finale WAS SO FUCKING GOOD!! it reminded me what i like about the show so much!! So SO GOOD. The chozen and silver fight? GOLD. But not the part where they made me think chozen died wtf fr.

OVERALL, i liked the season but not as much as the previous ones, the whole Johnny and baby storyline is pissing me off i hate it with a passion (sorry not sorry) .

There is also this problem that the show has had from season 1, which is, IT HAS ZERO , LITERALLY ZERO, LGBT REPRESENTATION (that one scene DOES NOT COUNT) ! My dudes this show has a LOT of characters and NONE of them are a part of lgbt? None of them are questioning themselves even? I understand that they're trying to keep the ~old vibes~ but that is literally no excuse for not having lgbt characters. It's so stupid. You can have the oldie vibes without using outdated storylines. Also lgbt people always existed.

I think I'm done! Let me know what you think! Or don't!

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I don't know why i spent precious time making this

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

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It doesn't matter who you want to be the father, this scene breaks your heart

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My good people, I give you: Amatonormativity.

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Just watched Succession pilot the persian dubbed version

The scene where tom says to greg " would you kiss me" is translated to " would you play hide and seek with me "

I honestly don't know how to feel lmao WHAT

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Im trying to prove a point to my mum

Repost if school has caused:

Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress

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whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater

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So random but Malcolm from malcolm in the middle listens to Weezer

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microdosing on intimacy by running my hand through my own hair

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So I'm on season 3 of Veronica Mars and... the show is AMAZING . I LOVE VERONICA I WANT HER GENDER

Also Logan and Veronica are literally driving me INSANE. I SWEAR IF THEY'RE NOT ENDGAME I'LL START BREAKING STUFF

I could write a whole ass essay about how they are perfect for eachother how they parallel eachother lhxxlhxlhlxh

(No spoilers please!!)

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I need to make jokes about EVERYTHING because if i don't I'LL SOB OKAY

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sometimes the media consumes you. unfortunately

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thinking abt greg and how nobody knows how to put up with him except for tom

thinking abt tom and how nobody knows how to put up with him except for greg

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i am normal about characters

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what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms