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Need to tell someone to get it off my chest so maybe telling noone in particular, I can get it off my chest.

I am really missing her.

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Dont know what is cracking in this video but it blew my stoned mind.

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I know my facebook has already said it, but there is no limit on respect. Michael Clarke Duncan, as a very nerdy movie buff, Thank you for your part in:

The Green Mile, Daredevil, Sin City, Armageddon, Two and a Half Men, Talladega Nights, The Green Latern, The Scorpion King, I even know you were one of the niggers playing crabs with Debo in Friday you just didnt get any lines, And many many more I could mention.

I'm just sad I never got to see my dream of you playing Cole Train in a Gears of War movie :(

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mmmmmmmm SuperJail! goes done a treat :) 

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Yep. Just Colonel Sanders chilling with Alice Cooper.

Finger licking chicken now also makes your head rock.

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Quite possible my most memorable moment of the Civil War. I shout this randomly all the time.

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The guy terrified me when I was but a boy.

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Can't wait to see Santa as the badman I always knew he was.

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I've just stumbled upon this book online, immediately reached for my bank card.

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How I loath that I'll never have Arch Nemesis banter. 

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Social Life, Population 0.

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Fate.

When you girlfriend spends all night chatting about a pair of shoes she wants, and the next day someone you havnt seen or spoken to in years, pops up asking you if you want to buy a brand new pair of said shoes for a tenner, and it just so happens to be your girlfriend's size.  Fate wants James to get laid.

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It saddens me that my girlfriend finds Clerks boring.....

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Just paid for a A3 illustration of BMFN to be drawn and framed!

Me, Oliver, Tom, Ste, Kage, Cookie, Wadey, Joe, Welly and Alex All in a police line-up.

ITS GONNA BE BOSS!!!!!!

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If you appreciate shit jokes, read this.

Most guys keep there girlfriend awake at night by snoring, hugging them and making them too warm or persistently try to get in their pants.

Me on the other hand spend most of last night keeping my girlfriend up by making up puns and whispering them to her..... These are MY jokes, I own all rights. 

Heres I few I remember from last night.

1#  "Pssst! Katt, Did you know my dads opening a Jewish themed pub?"

"Oh my god, really he quitting his job?"

"Yeah he's calling it the Bar of David"

-_-        (My Dad is called Dave..)

2# "Pssst! Katt, do you know why Jewish people are always sending COurtney Cox presents?"

"No James.... ¬_¬"

"Jews love a Happy Monica"

3# "Katt, You awake? Just wondered, are girl jews Shebrews?"

4# "Pssst!, Why did the Muslim shepherd blow up the butchers?

"I don't care"

"He did it for his lamb."

Well lets just say she didnt speak to me before work today :D 

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One of the many things I've unintentionally, aggressively shouted at my girlfriend.....