#relationship humor

[avatarfan11]

Asami: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? *wink*

Korra: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Asami: *drags korra to the bathroom* you can be so oblivious sometimes.

[diaryofthatbitch]

“i can fix her”

babe, i have tumblr i promise you canNOT

[yoursghouly]

[violet-phoenix-nebula]

Dating: Aw, what do you want to watch together?

Marriage: You're losing the TV at 8.

[silver-raiyne]

There always seems to be so much discourse around boundaries, agreements, rules, and ultimatums in polyamory - most of it coming down to simple semantics.

Sometimes you've just gotta find the humor and learn to laugh at aspects of yourself and your relationship style.

[scienceandshitpostsdaily]

Being some white guys manic pixie dream girl is tough work but someones gotta do it

[what-marsha-eats]

[makaylaxxmarie]

Literally shoved half a cupcake in my mouth and he comes in for a kiss. ‘I don’t care. Come here.’

Is this love??

[gneebee]

Indeed

[avatarfan11]

Lin: What are your goals?

Kya: To pet all the polarbear dogs.

Lin: *Raising eyebrow*No, fitness goals.

Kya: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the polarbear dogs.

Lin: *Sigh* You're lucky your cute

[internationallytoxic]

When he randomly grabs your wrist and bites it while you're both in bed texting ppl and his response to you asking why is "because you're mine forever"

Like ??? That was randomly possessive but okay my love I'm yours forever you're completely right

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[menopause-diary]

The Quest for Patience: Adventures in Being a Bonus-Mom

If anyone finds my patience, please return it. It seems I’ve misplaced it somewhere between “Do I really have to?” and “But I did that last year!” As the bonus mom to my boyfriend’s kids, my days often feel like navigating a minefield of whining, dramatic sighs, and the occasional eye-roll symphony. My beautiful “bonus” family ♥️ Take, for example, the simple task of doing dishes. You’d think…