boastful-brainiac

[boastful-brainiac]

*carefully slips a Benjamin fish into the fish tank* now kiss

Whatever the fish do is none of my business. Good for them.

[boastful-brainiac]

how are the fish

The largest seems to be the most calm, taking the change in environment in stride. The smaller ones have hidden in the foliage, scattering.

[boastful-brainiac]

what tv shows do you like

I don't watch much tv, but I must admit the discovery channel is very entertaining to make fun of.

[boastful-brainiac]

M!A brian now has 2 brains FOR DOUBLE THE SMART!!!!!

It doesn't work like that.

[Magic anon declined.]

[boastful-brainiac]

Awh man they made you shorter

I'll find you a step ladder or something for the mean time

(@ask-toonie-cogsworth )

Thank you for the offer, Toonie, but that won't be needed. I already have plenty.

[boastful-brainiac]

brian brubot

Yes, that is my name.

[boastful-brainiac]

blorbo. youre blorbo

What.

[boastful-brainiac]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🔔🔔🔔🔔🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@dave-brubot-real-life]

Very funny, David.

[boastful-brainiac]

Heya Brian. May I ask what you think of a certain well. Bellringer? Hm?

[@ask-ethan-bravecog]

Well... Mr Biggs is certainly a coworker who is wonderful at his job and has a work ethic one can admire. Not only that, but he is a great listener.

[boastful-brainiac]

m!a brian is 2 feet taller

WOULD YOU ALL KNOCK IT OFF!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING MY HEIGHT CHANGED!! STOP IT NOW!

[boastful-brainiac]

M!A brian is now 1 foot smaller- TALLER TALLER I MEAN TALLER FUCK NO- goddammit it already went through didn’t

[He's had enough.]

[boastful-brainiac]

brian how doyuo feel about the brubot

Well, theres one Brubot who is very very near and dear to me. That is, the one wnd only @dave-brubot-real-life. She's been my sister/brother/best friend for years you see. Not only is he a master at his craft, but smart in his own way.

[boastful-brainiac]

Sooo does it hurt when your brain explodes? Like brain freeze but Worse?

Oh it’s absolutely excruciating. I will not go into detail but it is very much not good.

[boastful-brainiac]

So how does it feel to be one inch taller Prethinker?

Unfortunately, I am back to 4’11.

[boastful-brainiac]

why are you gender

Because I've made my body what I want it to be, and you can too if you try hard enough!

[boastful-brainiac]

M!A Brian is one inch taller

LET'S BARPING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boastful-brainiac]

LITTLE MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE TANGOING WITH THE TUMBLED TORMENT TONUGE TWISTING WEBBED SITE, NEVER TOOK YA AS THE BLOGGING BRAGGER TYPE!!!!!!! UNLESS THIS IS SOMEHOW CREDDIT IN WHICH OOPSIE.

Anyhoo, HOWS IT BEEN JIVING AND VIBING UP IN YOUR BRAIN BLAST SHACK???

[@dave-brubot-real-life]

Hello to you too, Dave. And no, this isn't creddit. I'm here for.... "fun."

It's been doing very well where I am stationed, thank you.