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"So?"

Guys... Don't eat expired ramen.

@avastarr-official @even-better-john-walker @official-redguardian @official-buckybarnes @bobreynoldsreal @steverogers-cap @us-agent-atyourservice @your-fav-russian-assassin

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"Come on, I've had much worse stuff! I've had- I've- literally had moldy fishcakes!! The Japanese restaurant had thrown them away! But they were the only ones still in packaging!"

Guys... Don't eat expired ramen.

@avastarr-official @even-better-john-walker @official-redguardian @official-buckybarnes @bobreynoldsreal @steverogers-cap @us-agent-atyourservice @your-fav-russian-assassin

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...I hear experience

Guys... Don't eat expired ramen.

@avastarr-official @even-better-john-walker @official-redguardian @official-buckybarnes @bobreynoldsreal @steverogers-cap @us-agent-atyourservice @your-fav-russian-assassin

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Aw man

...I'm guessing you're the horn anon???

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I should nap

Yeah no, how about we talk decapitation?

...perhaps... not?

Or muscle building?

... or sleep?

Or defenestration?

...

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I need an aspirin

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Yelena- it's okay! I'll just eat the pickles!!

neglected guinea pig + scary cat

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Hey, you good w me sending horny asks?

//thanks for asking, people barely do that anymore but no thank you//

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I have SPD and was ALWAYS called disrespectful and a brat for not eating things. There are very few textures I can eat and that is MY issue, MY diet, MY mouth and MY business. I do not understand why it's their issue all of a sudden??

people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of "picky eaters". no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don't like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they've said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to "trick" them into eating it anyway

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I do that too...

Morning

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neglected guinea pig + scary cat

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You wanna get arrested for murder and driving without a seat belt on???

getaway driver who wont start the car until everybody has their seatbelts on

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I should do that too...

i’m filing a restraining order against my parents

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He gave me an aspirin... I had a very heartfelt conversation with my bedside lamp that night...

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...I should definitely be more wary...

Bucky: Bob is missing, can you find him?

Yelena: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bucky: Well, do you?

Yelena:

Yelena: Yeah, hang on.

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...so- you're not worried about it???

Bucky: Bob is missing, can you find him?

Yelena: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bucky: Well, do you?

Yelena:

Yelena: Yeah, hang on.

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*looks around his body terrified*

Bucky: Bob is missing, can you find him?

Yelena: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bucky: Well, do you?

Yelena:

Yelena: Yeah, hang on.