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in terms of the pitt crew dealing with the long-term psychological effects of pittfest in s2, i'm really looking forward to the outliers. i want to see collins struggle to connect bc she's not looped into that trauma bond. i want to see abbot struggle to accept that he thrives in that environment and actually sort of enjoyed it.

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abbot: okay, you never should've done that on your own, ever. do you understand? (translation: i have to tell you off bc if i don't robby will tell ME off)

abbot: but that was pretty badass, you saved her life, good job (translation: you're lucky i'm the cool dad)

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haven't written a fic in about seven years but those suicidal ER doctors have got oNE BREWING IN ME NOW!!!!!!!!!111

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pour one out for the polite old boy pitched next to our single-bed shepherds hut who, when faced with my wife's kermit pyjamas, her activist t-shirt branded with "be the bold queer you needed to see in your youth", and the ring on the Correct Finger, still referred to me as her friend

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one of my favourite moments in ANY rabbot fic is when robby finally gets jack's shirt off and sees the Canonically Accurate Shawn Hatosy Prime Beef that's been hiding under there the whole time

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most niche rabbot headcanon? jack's name is actually john. neither of the two people in this ship refer to each other by the names on their birth certificates.

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season 2 filming preview is so funny because it looks like dr robby came back bisexual with his limp wrist and instead of going to therapy he bought a motorcycle

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jack abbot how much do i have to pay you to see your combat medic tattoo

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born to multiship

forced to hyperfixate on my otp to the exclusion of all other characters

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if i had a nickel for every time robby robinavitch got hit by a car in a fic i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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the pitt deep-sea exploration au is this anything

robby is our rugged expedition leader who’s still here even as the dives start to take their toll. he’s literally just michael robinavitch but make him a deep-sea diver. built “the pitt” diving sub. scrappy but highly respected oceanographer.

abbot is our chief engineer. ex-navy submariner. lost his leg in an industrial accident that got him a hefty payout and a one-way ticket out of there. just waiting for the next dive. doesn’t leave the vessel often but has a dive prosthesis and is actually the strongest swimmer. oceanographer. finds comfort in the darkness.

dana is science coordinator and communications expert. not actually diving, but on the boat with an open channel to all team members. the eyes and ears of the expedition.

shen is abbot’s assistant obv. calm under pressure. walsh is the electrical engineer. she literally keeps the lights on. it’s a lot harder than it sounds. knows more about computers than you.

langdon is into hydrothermal vents. hyperfixated on volcanoes at a young age. somehow, it explains his (gestures to all of him).

collins is an up-and-coming brilliant biogeochemist. that’s uh, basically everything in the ocean, bc everything is chemicals. calm, insightful, quick to identify patterns others overlook.

mckay, mohan, santos, garcia, mel, and javadi are all marine biologists of various accreditations. mckay studies whales like they’re going extinct (they are). her berth is covered in crayola drawings of cartoon whales from her son. mohan is into pharmacology – algae, sponges, all the good stuff. santos fucking loves octopuses. garcia’s into sharks.

mel is a microbiologist but her close collaboration with langdon is giving her insight into the bigger picture.

javadi is the daughter of renowned oceanographer eileen shamsi (basically this universe’s jacques cousteau). it’s her first dive after years of education, and she is very nervous. definitely going to get nitrogen narcosis.

whitaker is a geological oceanographer. he loves rocks. not a big fan of fish. fish are a big fan of him

perlah and princess are coral experts. they're renowned in the filipino deep-sea exploration community and are also co-writing a book.

mateo can’t get enough of bioluminescence. javadi can't get enough of him.

gloria’s the money. obviously.

kiara is the only one who is an actual medical doctor.

thank you for coming to my ted talk. more to follow.

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dr jack abbot, three business days later: why the fuck was i talking about bees. i don't know shit about bees

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Robby's conversation with Gloria about the rats is phenomenal. He drops like 8 god-tier jokes in a row. "Are there rats in the ED?" "Apparently, if somebody already snitched."

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dr jack abbot's freckled slightly sunburnt shoulders at the PTMC sponsor walk in the pittsburgh pride parade send tweet

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while we're on the subject i think we need to talk about jack abbot's quiet panic when robby is on the roof. bc robby being in his spot is Not Normal and he's trying not to freak out. and yeah he does a great job keeping that shit under wraps bc he's literally trained to stay calm under pressure. but the alarmed look in his eye. the desperate way he jumps from comedic to heartfelt to argumentative, trying to find something, ANYTHING, that he can say to get robby to step away from that ledge. the way he leans against the railing, makes himself small. creates an intimate space that invites robby to open up to him, then demands unwavering eye contact while delivering affirmations. robby talking jack down is a given, almost routine. jack talking robby down is unthinkable, and he is terrified.

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kurt russell in 1982: what that thang do

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two best friends on a roof

they might jump