bogmythology
bogmythology
*unearthly screeching*
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hi i'm Hamlet (he/him), I'm 28 and i work full time as your local cryptid, gazing lovingly at the stars, wanting to eat them
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bogmythology · 2 days ago
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Fairy Parachutes 》 Marasmiellus candidus
Found these little cuties under one of the pecan trees at my parents house.
Southeast Texas, 14 July 2025
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bogmythology · 5 days ago
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old fairy book covers
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bogmythology · 5 days ago
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Flora and Fauna 🌿
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bogmythology · 5 days ago
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bogmythology · 5 days ago
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I need to sit by the sea for 5 hours about this
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bogmythology · 5 days ago
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touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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god became part of the fabric of human life the same way as dogs did. he was attracted by the wealth and variety of food in our garbage dumps and after a few centuries of kicking his ass if he got too rowdy we wound up with the omnipotent and benevolent deity we all know and love
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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I need to sit by the sea for 5 hours about this
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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Can I please come over and look at all your stuff in your room
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
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bogmythology · 7 days ago
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mirror resurrected
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bogmythology · 8 days ago
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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated
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Hopital
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bogmythology · 8 days ago
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did you guys know theres an actual fish called a 'seamoth' and its literally the coolest thing ever like this thing is a Focking Creature
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HELLO?? HIS SNOOT. HIS TAIL. THE WINGS. THE SCIENTIFIC NAME IS PEGASUS VOLITANS
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im literally so obsessed they are so cute THEYRE SO CUTE ARE YOU SEEING THIS?? ARE YOU LOOKING?? AUGH
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AND THEYRE SO !!!! SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAA!!!
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