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"M.E.G.A.S XLR"

How about a Mech from 2004 made from a Charger Chasis and all the weaponry to destroy the DMV

(It was a pain to fit as many references as I could, but it does have Supercharger and TSM)

M.E.G.A.S XLR

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Designed by Stafford of the Galleon's Graveyard mercenary company, this CTF 3D was gradually changed over years of modifications, and eventually "ship of Theseus'd" into its new role as an anti-aircraft mech units.

The machine originally started out as a stock standard variant, before having its autocannons replaced with dual RAC/5s. Shortly after, a prototype drone unit capable of self modification was placed into the head of the mech, as well as the endo-steel, XL engine and small cockpit necessary to mount it.

Following an ammunition accident nearly destroying the mech mid engagement, a total overhaul was requested. Its laser complement was replaced with a triple heavy medium laser battery in the left torso, mounted to a turret. The RAC/5 in the other torso was also turret mounted, and Clan DHS was placed into the mech "as a reward for good behavior" and also as a much needed upgrade.

The mech has not left the planet of Remulac, but has seen many border skirmishes, pirate raids and defense initiatives. The autonomous platform yearns to leave the planet in search of more machines to destroy, until it can no longer function, and thusly spends its free time staring into the stars, wishing for what could be.

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Kodiak vs Black Knight (FINAL)

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Cyclops vs Ebon Jaguar (THIRD PLACE)

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Kodiak vs Black Knight (FINAL)

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Cyclops vs Ebon Jaguar (THIRD PLACE)

Lore for the 'Mechs can be found here:

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Kodiak vs Black Knight (FINAL)

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LAST SAY TO VOTE!!!

Kodiak vs Ebon Jaguar (SEMI-FINAL)

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LAST DAY TO VOTE!!!

Cyclops vs Black Knight (SEMI-FINAL)

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(tumblr borked so its not letting me submit polls idk why)

THE LAUGHING ONES

The Laughing Ones, contrary to the popular belief of those who have never seen them in person, are not a mech, nor a band of mechs. They are several mechs that should be in no operational condition, i.e. cockpit windows blown out, battle scars and holes from every kind of autocannon and missile dotting the armor, and laser-melted slag forming large bubbles across the armor. Instead, they are a local planetary anomaly native to Remulac.

This form, although it can take many, is its "favorite" for harrassing the Galleon's Graveyard mercenary division. In this form, the lower section is a Demolisher, and in the turret mount are a heavily damaged Panther 9R, Wolfhound 1B, and Commando 1B, all once belonging to once prolific; now dead, unit members as their first mechs. The mech weighs 50 tons, but by all calculations with all the machinery still left on it, it should weigh 60 tons. Perhaps this explains the unit's speed, or perhaps the mechanics left out a digit or two.

This unit's repertoire is mostly for killing local inhabitants, and Graveyard units. One occasion saw an invasion by a local rival Free World's League house, which saw the unit crush a tank rolling onto the field before firing upon a local Atlas. When the unit was felled, the additional units in the turret ring began firing at every combatant it could, while one of the units, the top half of an Archer at the time, picked up and began "eating" the Atlas and shoving components by the fistful into the missile launcher compartment before closing the covers, "chewing" on the components. This event was particularly traumatic for some individuals belonging to both FWL factions, who were submitted to a local mental hospital. Its current location is unknown, but it is long speculated that it wanders the surface of the planet, tearing through combatants and non-combatants alike around the world.

The Laughing Ones

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Cyclops vs Black Knight (SEMI-FINAL)

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Kodiak vs Ebon Jaguar (SEMI-FINAL)

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Crusader vs Kodiak

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Ebon Jaguar vs Thunderbolt

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Crusader vs Kodiak

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Dire Wolf vs Black Knight

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Cyclops vs Panther

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