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oh dear me, i'm surprised Smuggy didn't exploit his precious pet as well

“Why on earth would I exploit my precious Bitey? He’s my greatest treasure!”

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who's that "bitey" ballom you speak of, smuggler?

“Bitey is my little ballom pet, the best one of his entire species if you didn’t know. I take extra special care with him. So don’t ask about prices.”

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hey yellow, have you ever done any gardening with golem?

“Oh yeah! Me and Golem made a little garden out where he lives! He doesn’t really speak much when we do gardening though, probably really focused!”

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hey golem, is that bright blue bird that's always ontop of you a friend of yours?

“Yes… Very good friend.”

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Can you boil things with your head old man? Just asking for someone~ ;)

“I AM NO ONE’S GRILL SO DON’T EVEN TRY!”

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"smug"-gler. its literally says it old man.

“I’d prove you wrong on that being the main reason my name is Smuggler but that would just get me in more hot water.”

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smuggler=one smug bitch

“HEY! I AM NOT THAT SMUG!”

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Hey Smuggles, my Ballom seems to be obsessed with Skyrim and Fuus Roh Dahhed the Pizaa guy off the balcony. Is this normal?

“…….Why have you allowed them to commit murder.”

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are you a lava lamp smuggler

“I mean… Techinecally? I don’t exactly know myself. My head wasn’t exactly supposed to be one but, that’s how I turned out I suppose.”

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Yeesh what have done to you besides threaten you with a baseball bat?

"MY HEAD IS SENSITIVE! SO BASEBALL BATS ARE TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY!"

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it's not really a "cool" word, but the word "snow" is :)

“Snow is a cool word! Its also a really fun thing to play in too!”

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*Blasts Yellow with this song (watch?v=JXCMD471H4o)*

“Oooh! This sounds nice! Whoever made this is amazingly good at song writing!”

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Why are people trying to hurt you, smuggler?

“I don’t know… But I wonder who can answer that…”

“MAYBE SOMEONE IN THIS CONVERSATION CAN.”

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Yay! *Hugs golem*

“….Friend.”

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“Plasma... Oldest of group. Confirmed...”

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say fuck yellow

“Why do ya want me to say it? Is it a cool word?”

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Your best friend Yellow would be ashamed of you Golem

“…….”

“…Yellow not care.”