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Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

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I still stan the naruto wall tbh

I’m coming to terms with the fact that I will die a virgin. But seriously how cool is this .

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Here’s a before & after of our hipster a/f garden.

All of the wooden items were either picked up from the rubbish at our nearest industrial estate, salvaged from family members work places, or lifted from the fire wood piles in the allotments next to our flat. Weirdly proud of that. Anyway it was a lot of work but it’s rlly cute n I love it.

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being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground 

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what we want 2030 to be like: green energy; responsible farming; peace on earth 

what 2030 will actually be: hello ma’am it’s amazon. can i get a quick retinal scan for your fiji water delivery 

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here’s a tip: if u get called out for doing something shitty and happen to have an anxiety attack over it, try…. not posting about ur anxiety attack…. bc thats guilt trippy as hell…. just ride it out and when ur feeling better go back online and try ur best to fix what u fucked up. it’s really not that hard, not everything that happens needs to be posted about online, and dodging legitimate criticisms with “waaaahhh im having a panic attack” is so transparently you trying to make yourself seem like the victim

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The average number of steps I take in a shift equates to 7 1/2 miles get on my level

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SCREAMING

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The Hound: Brienne of fucking Tarth threw me off a cliff

Tormund: GOD I wish that was me

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juggalos are the true allies

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#GetTinaThick2017

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This floating helper droid is the newest International Space Station crew member (and also my new best friend (in my heart)).

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I’m in desperate need of new music pls check out my music tag & recommend me stuff 

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“As I’m getting older, chip up on my shoulder

Rolling through life, to roll over and die”