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I love drawing speedsrers rynning

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Robin Tim: I need to tell you something but I don’t want you to see me any differently or tell Batman just yet

Nightwing, thinking he’s coming out: I promise it won’t change anything

Huntress, also thinking he’s coming out: if he says anything when you do I’ll kick his ass

Oracle, also also thinking he’s coming out: just know you can tell us anything

Robin Tim, who just caused his first young justice international incident: okay so-

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you’re in his DMs. Clark Kent is in his super secret, high-tech underground cave trying to convince him not to go out on patrol with three broken ribs and a concussion, only to give up and weld the garage door shut with his laser vision. you are not the same.

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nothing fucks me up like when bruce catches his kids doing something dangerous and stops them and clark immediately calls like “you okay?” because batman can get impaled in the leg and stay at 60bpm and bruce is like “ !!! stop listening to my heartbeat weirdo!!!”

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i have plans right now that i can’t share because the haters will sabotage me

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Spring showers are making me flair up so I'm inflicting my pain onto hiccup and toothless >.>

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actually the real reason why so many trans women are becoming doggirls is so that we can get into womens' sports on air bud rules

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So, I wanted to combine the absolutely insane shenanigans fandom has yj getting into in space for months at a time with the fact that actually none of their guardians are as terrible/neglectful as they seem based on their absence from the narrative. (It's just that there are No Adults Allowed in the kids' book. They couldn't make them all orphans in the grand tradition of kids' fiction everywhere, so they just ignored the adults when convenient.)

Which means I need a way for them to spend months in space without anyone knowing, but also not have them absent long enough to ring any alarm bells.

Solution: take full advantage of the fact that time is Messed Up in comics. (7+ Christmases in 3-4 years anyone? One year time skip where not everyone ages a full year?) YJ can be in space for 8 months and it's only, let's go with two weeks, for their guardians.

Mind you: THEY STILL DON'T TELL ANYONE!

So you can get the scene years later where it's like:

JL: How do you know that alien race/language/solar system/interstellar legal code? Why are you citizens/married/ambassadors/boogiemen/deities on this random planet?

YJ: We spent 8 months hitchhiking. Stuff went down.

JL: ...there are no 8 month gaps unaccounted for. The longest we can come up with was two weeks, four if you're all really good at faking things.

YJ: Oh yeah, time's broken.

JL: Time's... broken...?

YJ: Time's broken.

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Greetings professional comic book artist. In front of you is a pencil, paper, and drawing tablet. You have 48 hours to illustrate a page in which 3 female comic book characters with the same skin and hair color are talking in civilian outfits. If the reader cannot differentiate the characters from each other at first glance without memorizing who's wearing which shirt color, the saw trap goes off

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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Don't interrupt them from kissing💋

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lol check this out if i put my arm in this machine it rips it right off like its nothing

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Superman 1978 | dir. Richard Donner

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Jersey Girl Joker - A Zine by yours truly

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oh I think it might be time for little Timmy to get the rat plague... this is so exciting for me a person who made a powerpoint two years ago enumerating all of his travails