Sideblog for my creative endeavors. This mostly involves birds and / or blood.
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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
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commission from twitter :)
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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes
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ould you love me if I was a worse person who bit others
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
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God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe
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"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years
This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock
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just made a new oc called guy whose life sucks
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every r/relationship_advice post: first of all I want to clarify I could not ask for a more perfect and loving husband. anyway every day he tries to kill me,
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
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Bloodbark trees are highly prized for their exotic red wood. Also called Murder Trees, they produce large amounts of sap that looks strikingly like blood.
Those who have felled this tree claim to have become convinced they were striking down a human being. This is thought to be an adaptation that allows Bloodbarks to survive in an increasingly deforested world.
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