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boneslaw · 19 days
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boneslaw · 22 days
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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boneslaw · 22 days
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A civilian U.S. Air Force employee has been charged with disclosing classified defense information to a woman he met on a foreign online dating platform, the Justice Department said on Monday. David Franklin Slater, 63, was taken into custody in Nebraska on Friday on a three-count federal indictment. He was expected to make an initial court appearance on Tuesday.
The indictment accuses Slater of giving classified material by email and online messages about the Russia-Ukraine war to someone claiming to be a woman living in Ukraine.
Boo wrong war
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boneslaw · 23 days
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boneslaw · 24 days
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boneslaw · 24 days
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Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram
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boneslaw · 24 days
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boneslaw · 25 days
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boneslaw · 26 days
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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boneslaw · 26 days
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boneslaw · 27 days
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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
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boneslaw · 27 days
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boneslaw · 27 days
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boneslaw · 27 days
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I love baseball
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boneslaw · 1 month
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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boneslaw · 1 month
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WORM ENJOYERS I HAVE A NEW PROPHECY I AM COMING DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN IGOTTHE TABLETS OFFROM GOD HE TOLD ME THE PROPHECY and he said he told me to ssay that AMY DALLON, yes, AMY DALLON (audience: boo we hate her) YES WE HATE HER (audience: hiss) THAT DETESTABLE WENCH THE WRETCH OF THE DEVIL WELL you know what she did she turned VICTORIA (audience: our angel) DALLON (audience: we love her so strong) INTO A CAR. (audience: no!) SHE TURNED HER INTO A CAR! AND THEN SHE DROVE HER AROUND THE FLOODED STREETS OF BROCKTON BAY CITY (audience: no! Say unto us that it was not so!) YEA, AND SHE DID.
NOW THINKNON THIS, TRULY TRULY I SAY UNTO YOU, THAT VILE BITCH, YES, FORGIVE MY LANGUAGE BUT I MUST BE CRASS FOR SHE IS NO CHILD OF G O D. I see you..yes you my CHILDREN i see how you speak of her when you think PROVIDENCE'S GLOWING eye isnt on you you WOOBIFY her yes DO NOT THINK HELL IS FULL YET. FOR DO YOU KNOW? WHAT SHE IS? (audience: what is she tell us you must tell us) DO YOU NOT KNOW? SHE IS ADOPTED (audience: hiss, hiss) TIS NOT THE BLOOD OF DALLONS IN HER OBSIDIAN CANALS SHE CALLS VEINS, OH HO, NO MY SWEET CANARIES (audience: just like in worm) AND SHEEP......... SHE IS THE CHILD-- NO, SPAWN OF ONE WE KNOW DAMNED, THE LAW-HATER VILLAIN. (audience: may we yet alight the pyre?) NAY NAY I SAY UNTO YOU. I ASK YOU PATIENCE, YET THAT SHE MAY STILL HAVE TIME TO PUT HERSELF UPON THE RACK AND LET US NOT SULLY OUR HANDS.........LET US PRAY
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO REITERATE THAT SHE LITERALLY TURNED HER SISTER INTO A CAR AND DROVE HER AROUND LIKE A CAR IN THE FLOODED DESERTED CITY AND YOU ARE LITERALLY POSTING ABOUT HER STILL?
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boneslaw · 2 months
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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