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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

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Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

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just the thought of a bald pussy could make me cry. that is not how God made us.

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It’s such a shame that ben shapiro insists on the whole alt right thing. I really do think he’d make a killing voicing animated squirrels

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my body is a machine that turns unsucked bisexual men into sucked bisexual men

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for every we're so back there are three consecutive it's so overs

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don't forget to wake up sick to your stomach tomorrow

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childhood was painful but at least my brain was underdeveloped enough to keep vibing back then. take me back

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Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

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Louis Tomlinson was the first person forced to come out as straight

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"whats the point of transitioning if you aren't dysphoric” what’s the point of eating a burger if you’re not starving to death. it looks yummy bitch

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Need to smoke this shit rn ‼️