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those chunky black boots Will save you
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YOU TREAT ME JUST LIKE ANOTHER STRANGER WELL ITS NICE TO MEET YOU SIR I GUESS I’LL GO I BEST BE ON MY WAY OUT
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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i love proving my parents wrong like HAHAHAAA that’s right 😁🫵 listen to me next time 😒
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MEGAN THEE STALLION Whenever — 2025
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Margaret Atwood, from “Eating Fire”, Selected Poems: 1965-1975
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i have a lottttt of patience for children like a Lot but i forget just how much until i’m around people whose patience runs out much quicker 😭 like when my little cousins approach me when i’m with a cousin my age, i can literally see her interest start to wander around the 20 minute mark LMAOOOO
#its so funny actually bc those kids aren’t going anywhere XSHFHFD#and i can see her suffering in silence (or the lack of silence really)#allana rants
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this season of love island is losing me 😒 might start watching big brother instead
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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14
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i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now anyways but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent
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