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Bet

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66635986

Bartender!Steve where Eddie is out with the rest of Corroded Coffin and they’re wasted at the bar, yelling and laughing, just generally being as obnoxious as possible. Eddie gets them another round and is practically drooling over this god among men working the bar. He makes some crude comments about wanting to take his next shot off of him, and the guys are shoving him because “shut up he’s gonna spit in our drinks.” Eddie looks right at him and, with an eyebrow raised, goes, “Did you spit in my drink?” And Steve doesn’t miss a beat, “Nah I charge extra for that.” Eddie’s in love.

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The only disappointing thing about the tsc audiobook is that Alexander Cendese apparently forgot that he gave agent browning the most comical Brooklyn accent in tkm and im not exaggerating when I say this is a tragic loss

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Bartender!Steve where Eddie is out with the rest of Corroded Coffin and they’re wasted at the bar, yelling and laughing, just generally being as obnoxious as possible. Eddie gets them another round and is practically drooling over this god among men working the bar. He makes some crude comments about wanting to take his next shot off of him, and the guys are shoving him because “shut up he’s gonna spit in our drinks.” Eddie looks right at him and, with an eyebrow raised, goes, “Did you spit in my drink?” And Steve doesn’t miss a beat, “Nah I charge extra for that.” Eddie’s in love.

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Day 6 of @azrisweek Safe for work

Safe for work activity together….jenga

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Someone commented of a fic of mine that British people just don’t do their own taxes??? Like the government just tells them what to pay??? Is that true or am I getting punked?

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I’ve read the new update for Transfusions honestly I’d rather eat an entire bus tire then never drink coffee again but that’s just me idk

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Idk if anybody cares but @foolishforyou made a post about Chef! Oliver and Food critic! Percy

There is a fix out there

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66152707/chapters/170494792

Haven't read it yet but judging by their past works it's going to be good

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Knight Tryouts:

Gwaine: Here's my resume

Arthur:

Arthur: This is just a folder of your wanted posters

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Strangers things fans! Reminder that brett gelman (murray), noah schnapp (will), cara (mike’s mom), shawn levy (producer) and duffers (creators of the show. they signed the letter in support of Israel) are ALL zionists. You should not be watching season 5

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Sometime in 3rd year-

McGonagall: Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?

Percy, Penelope, and Oliver:

Percy, first to cave: In my defense, it was Penelope's idea

Penelope, gasping: Traitor- well in MY defense, Oliver egged me on

Oliver:

Oliver: I have no defense, I thought it'd be funny and I WAS RIGHT!!

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who is this diva

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Friendly reminder that even though we love Steddie, the actor who plays Will in stranger things (Noah Schnapp) is a Zionist. In 2024 he filmed himself posting “Zionism is sexy” bumper stickers. Boycott Season 5

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Percy & Oliver rarely declare their homosexuality openly, – I mean, they don't hide their relationship and marriage, but they won't talk about it until someone asks them, – but they do nice little things in pride month

For example, Oliver, as a famous keeper, specially kisses her husband in front of the cameras of journalists, Percy puts a small rainbow flag on his desktop. At home, Oliver wears a big T–shirt with some silly inscription - "I support gay rights (and gay wrongs)". Percy allows his daughters to paint his index, middle and ring fingers with varnish in the colors of the bisexual flag.

They bake not the most successful, but very sweet cake with rainbow sprinkles. They throw a house party with homemade wine and a bespoke meal with Penelope and Audrey, or with the Weasley-siblings if one of them is also queer.

They don't have time to think about their sexual orientation on normal days, but in pride month they remember that it's not really a shame, it's not a bad thing, and they are loved for who they are, and they have the right to love each other. And yes, it is very pleasant.

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Fudge: you played me like a fiddle.

Percy: actually no, fiddles are quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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I made this so fast @winn-wynn

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Got laid off due to Ai and I have a 401k. Wtf do I do??? Should I … call someone? Who!???