borderlineacademia - Tumblr blog

[borderlineacademia]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[borderlineacademia]

im upthet. because I haven't finished crooked kingdom. so I can't read fan fiction cuz I don't wanna be spoiled for crooked kingdom :((

[borderlineacademia]

I wanna add my voice to this, and with everything coming out about this this is my opinion (which could be so aggressively unoriginal) but in sunrise on the reaping, i don't think there will be a big twist.

HEAR ME OUT!

its like hadestown. you know what happens at the start of the book. you know how it ends. we already have a play by play of haymitch's games. we know how it goes, and honestly, we're not idiots. collins knows that we know how it ends, or at least can piece it together. and I think That is what's so beautifully tragic about it all. there's nothing we can do. we are the watcher, we are the consumer. we can root for our favorite tributes, we can point out the symbolism and how it relates to the state of the world and of the US (because it's Suzanne. it will relate to the state of the world and the US) but we can't reach into the pages and change what we already know. Haymitch is going to be crowned first victor of district 12 (which is a tragedy in itself), and he will slip into an alcoholic depression, and train Katniss and Peeta, and not see hope in any other tributes until, honestly, he meets Katniss.

I think this will be a book about repeating history, and I WONDER how this is gonna relate to the state of the world today

[borderlineacademia]

They're Young and Hot

I write Sydcarmy fic and thought it's time to share it instead of when I update.

MasterLIst:

Yes Chef Series:

Food is a Universal Language

Never Eat More Than You Can Lift

You Are What You Eat

Eat and Be Merry

We Could Be Series:

We Could Be

Standalones:

Aphrodisiac

I do take time to update but i'm ALWAYS writing. I have a few fics i'll post and update soon

[borderlineacademia]

[borderlineacademia]

none of you have followed me because of the bear content I post HOWEVER COMMA

THE TRAILER IS OUT AND I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

if I see one person not in Sydney Adamu's corner I will scream.

[borderlineacademia]

i’ve risen from the dead (watched the new trailer)

[borderlineacademia]

As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

[borderlineacademia]

I read a post on Reddit that asked what Katniss would be like if she lived in the real world. And I was so frustrated with the answers. I think people don't understand that Katniss is an extremely realistic character.

A teenage girl who raises her younger sister, is the main breadwinner in her home, and sacrifices her life for someone else's . In the books she literally sacrifices her life for Prim's, but in real life she would sacrifices her childhood and her future. How many Katnisses do you know that dropped out of school, don't have a social life, didn't go to college to be the provider of their house.

Unfortunately there are more Katnisses in the world than I want to admit. Young girls forced to take on very big responsibilities.

I did that, I dropped out of college to take care of my sick mother. I was her and my elderly grandmother primary caregiver at 17 while I was providing for our house.

Katniss is a girl forced to be an woman because other adults around her failed to protect her. Unfortunately realistic, but that's why I love her so much.

[borderlineacademia]

The Thom factor

Thom Browne is Carmy's favorite designer, and those short pants he used to draw at school, were the kind of short pants Thom Browne designed as he mentioned to Claire in the car, he also told her that this designer started going to one of his restaurants in NY, he didn't tell her that they actually became friends, though. But later on, we find out that that "friend" is the one who designed Sydney's Chef jacket (on such short notice as it takes about 6 months to get one IRL and he got it in under 3 months).

IMO Carmy noticed that Sydney was wearing one of Thom Browne's shirts when they first met. I'm positive he picked up on that detail as soon as he laid eyes on her, even before reading her resume, which contributed to his forgetting what UPS was.

I mean this beautiful young lady, a CIA alumni, with some "serious heat" in her resume, shows up all smiley and WEARING THOM BROWNE!?! He died. I bet my ass on it.

[borderlineacademia]

Not Karl..

[borderlineacademia]

Can’t wait for Sydcarmy to have several incredibly intimate scenes that can only be explained as romantic in s3, so the antis can get mad and Chris Storer can gaslights us

[borderlineacademia]

carmy berzatto daily affirmations

i'm in love with claire

i'm not clinging on to an imaginary version of claire to make my friends happy

claire is not a vestige from a period of my life i've outgrown

i am not triangulating abnormally passionate feelings about my coworker by dating someone else during a time that requires us to grow much closer emotionally, creatively, and professionally

prioritizing sydney's career goals and constantly watching her body language so i can preempt her leaving me again is not insecure behavior

sydney needs to know claire is not my girlfriend

[borderlineacademia]

We spent so much time analyzing this scene. We've talked about the romantic implications of what they said, the intimacy of of the location, and every possible deeper meaning behind every aspect of this moment, yet we have ignored what has been glaringly obvious. . .

They are literally screwing under the table!

For fucks sake, they even switched positions! How the hell did we miss this? It's so obvious.

[borderlineacademia]

i don’t trust people who don’t like sydney adamu.

[borderlineacademia]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[borderlineacademia]

my ex: ok see I did have a gamer girlfriend

me: *is incredibly stressed because I don't remember how I downloaded all the mods I had on my stardew valley game and with the update I don't know how to update them or even if they need to be updated*