boredlime
boredlime
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header is by @snitforsnat! they have other snail pride flags too ^^ aroflux ace, theoretically agender, any pronouns. you can call me kat, em, or lime! half the time i'll tag reblogs, other times i get lazy whoops. politics and other warnings will ALWAYS be tagged, 100% let me know if i missed one. fandom sideblog is @theboredhooman. my cara: https://cara.app/boredlime
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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You know what I've never really seen realistically depicted in fiction? The way that people in places that get a huge amount of snow deal with said snow. Specifically in the cities. I get that it's probably not exactly an intuitive thing to think about if you've never lived in a place that gets a lot of snow, and even if you do, you probably figure that they must have some really sophisticated infrastructure systems specifically for this purpose. It's not like they'll just scoop the snow off the streets and gather it into huge piles, and then just climb over the progressively larger and larger snow piles every single year for months while waiting for the piles to melt in the spring.
We do. There's no point in planning more sophisticated systems to get rid of something that'll eventually just go away on its own. So they just pile the snow into randomly designated spaces that cars or people aren't supposed to go through, and let it pile up. There's significantly less street parking available in the winter because some spots where you could otherwise park a car are currently the parking spot of a snow pile three times taller than a car.
You get used to it. And if you grow up around here, it never even occurs to you to think of it as something strange in the first place.
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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100 billion dollars cash to anyone who can name these three characters
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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it's a depressing app but I still use it everyday
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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In The Garden, for giant robot’s Fruit and Veggie show.
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism
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boredlime · 4 hours ago
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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?
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boredlime · 5 hours ago
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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boredlime · 5 hours ago
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Orphan's Lament (gouache) It rained on our little smoke tree. I named this painting for the Robbie Basho song!
This will be my postcard print for June. Join my postcard club on Patreon if you'd like this mini print in the mail - link in my pinned post!!
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boredlime · 5 hours ago
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Narborough Hall Gardens, Norfolk, England by Clive Nichols
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boredlime · 3 days ago
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“Always the bridesmaid and never the bride” is like the worst insult
You mean I have so many friends who love and trust me enough to be a bridesmaid in multiple different weddings? You mean I don’t have to get married? This is the dream.
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boredlime · 3 days ago
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Just saw a post saying “minors shouldn’t identify as aro/ace” and I wanted to say… fuck you.
No look, okay I get why some people don’t want minors in certain spaces, and that’s fine. DNI minors then, if you want to.
But you can identify as anything at anytime in your life. It doesn’t hurt anyone to identify as one thing and then realise you’re another. It’s growth. Your identity will change as you age. It’s normal. And if it doesn’t? That’s also normal.
Also, from 13-18 (minors in most countries) is the most complexly romantic and sexual time. Obviously I’m not going into detail as again MINORS. But teenagers undergo the most change is hormones, emotional growth, romantic and sexual interest then any other age.
In my opinion, teenage years is when you’re MOST LIKELY to figure out you’re aro/ace. It’s the MOST LIKELY time to question your identity in general. Obviously, again, no age limit, but it’s the most common time for self discovery.
It’s called a “coming of age” story for a reason.
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boredlime · 5 days ago
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I wouldn't be as much bothered by the "how to dress right for your body type! :)" guides if they didn't presume to know what people want to look like. Ok you've got a guide on how to minimise one's most distinct features, one for every body type. But what if someone who's naturally long and gangly wants to emphasise how much they look like several David Bowies stacked on top of each other, or someone who's short and round wants to make sure that everyone is aware that she's as wide as she is tall with tits to match?
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boredlime · 5 days ago
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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS
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Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.
This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.
THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.
If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.
CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.
Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.
I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.
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