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“Always the bridesmaid and never the bride” is like the worst insult
You mean I have so many friends who love and trust me enough to be a bridesmaid in multiple different weddings? You mean I don’t have to get married? This is the dream.
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Just saw a post saying “minors shouldn’t identify as aro/ace” and I wanted to say… fuck you.
No look, okay I get why some people don’t want minors in certain spaces, and that’s fine. DNI minors then, if you want to.
But you can identify as anything at anytime in your life. It doesn’t hurt anyone to identify as one thing and then realise you’re another. It’s growth. Your identity will change as you age. It’s normal. And if it doesn’t? That’s also normal.
Also, from 13-18 (minors in most countries) is the most complexly romantic and sexual time. Obviously I’m not going into detail as again MINORS. But teenagers undergo the most change is hormones, emotional growth, romantic and sexual interest then any other age.
In my opinion, teenage years is when you’re MOST LIKELY to figure out you’re aro/ace. It’s the MOST LIKELY time to question your identity in general. Obviously, again, no age limit, but it’s the most common time for self discovery.
It’s called a “coming of age” story for a reason.
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I wouldn't be as much bothered by the "how to dress right for your body type! :)" guides if they didn't presume to know what people want to look like. Ok you've got a guide on how to minimise one's most distinct features, one for every body type. But what if someone who's naturally long and gangly wants to emphasise how much they look like several David Bowies stacked on top of each other, or someone who's short and round wants to make sure that everyone is aware that she's as wide as she is tall with tits to match?
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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS

Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.
This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.
THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.
If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.
CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.
Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.
I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.
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embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.
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If you see someone with a really bad fandom take, I’m begging you to open your emails and write a strongly worded missive to your local government official about something bad happening in your community or country.
If you’re in Canada you could email a rep about concerns about Elon musk interfering in our next federal election.
If you’re in the US the list is endless.
If you’re in the UK you could email about trans health care.
If you’re in Australia, what about dental care in Medicare?
If you’re in Europe, look into some EU initiatives of particular concern. Perhaps something to do with nature and biodiversity? Idk
Just today I emailed my local mla about coal mining in the Rocky Mountains and tomorrow I’m going to pick something else and do it again
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I love that psychic powers are still "allowed" in science fiction. They're an acceptable part of the aesthetic. Like you can't have magic, but you can have brain magic, because it's more Science.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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This pride month, support AroAllos without making assumptions about our sex lives!
No more "you aren’t sluts/whores"; because what about those of us who are?
No more "yes, get some!" Because what about those of us who don’t want to?
Support AroAllo without assuming if and how much and what kinds of sex we have, and especially without assigning moral value to that assumption.
Support AroAllos who are sluts and whores, support AroAllos who have a lot of casual sex, and support AroAllos who don’t like sex, who don’t have sex at all, support AroAllos who only have sex in committed relationships, whether those are romantic, (queer-)platonic, sexual or something else entirely, and AroAllos who only have sex with their friends, and support every AroAllo in-between.
Just support all AroAllos. No caveats, no "buts" and "ifs", nothing. Support and include AroAllos.
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Hamburger Bahnhof, Berlin / Übergang zu den Rieckhallen (Detail). Photo: Matthias Heiderich
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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you
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How to Be The Dominant Male in Any Situation
Let's say you walk into a party.
You are wet and pathetic. Not only are you a worm, but even among worms you are the runt of the litter.
There's a way to fix that. Even you can be the alpha male in every situation you're in. Here's how:
Alpha Male Rule 1: Stand Tall or Very Short
In some things in nature, like rats and giraffes, the biggest creature in is leader.
However, in other things in nature, like the mafia, which has large goons but a small boss, the smallest creature is the leader.
You need to lean into whichever option is closest to you. If you are almost short, try wearing a big suit like a mob boss would wear to also make yourself wider like a mob boss. If are you almost tall, like I am, trying wearing these bad boys:
Now, I know what you're thinking: "High heels?? But isn't that for women???" Women have been hiding them from us men because they are afraid of how powerful we would be with them. But, why do women alone get to augment so much about themselves?? Look at all the eyeliner and mascara they need to even begin to mimic the power and seductiveness of our male eyelashes:
So, let's take a look at how we're doing now having applied just this one piece of advice:
It's a whole new situation. Let's move onto rule 2:
Alpha Male Rule 2: Always Get What You Want But Never Ask For It
I notice the man next to me has cookies. I would like one. Not only that, but there's also a woman next to me, watching. Asking another man for a cookie is extremely un-alpha behavior, so here's how you go about this situation:
1) Point out that someone else has something that you want
2) Cry until they give it to you
If everything has gone according the plan, you now have a cookie, and the woman is thinking something like this:
Let's move onto the last rule.
Alpha Male Rule 3: Always Up the Ante
Whatever you want to do or say, do or say it at least 3 times as hard as a regular person. When your coffee is $3, you should give $9 to show how wealthy you are. When you say "I'll be back in 5 minutes" you should actually be back in 15 minutes -- but really, you should say "I'll be back in 15 minutes" and be back in 45 minutes.
You should also start every task at step 3 rather than step 1. So, a normal (read: beta) guy might tell a girl "I think you're pretty" and then later ask "will you be my girlfriend?' But you should just say this:
99% of women will say yes, but if she needs further convincing, it can be helpful to offer her a small present, like a trinket or snack.
Congratulations. You have now learned how to be the most dominant male in any situation. Here are a few more tips for the road:
Claim to be descended from an ancient king or emperor. You can make a map or your lineage and fold it up to carry it in your pocket, so that you may unfold it whenever it needs to be presented.
If a woman takes a genuine interest in you, do the full body blush animation rising from bottom to top like you're a cup filling up, then run away, leaving behind a small cloud and a few speed lines. The idea that woman can actually like you is a lie perpetuated by Big Women.
If you want to further increase your height, try wearing bunny ears.
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We need lefties with actual meaningfully progressive ideologies because y'all were way too fucking quiet about it when they restricted porn access in red states & now they're trying to extend it to the rest of the u.s & like, obvious implications for queer & especially trans & Especially tma people. And also, yknow, oppressing sexuality in itself is already a bad thing and this will just make it less safe for everyone, like how in-person sex work is treated, because making porn is sex work, and sex workers should have rights and stuff,
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