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John moping around the house Wick is Pain (2025)

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Sun's out ☀️

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cyberwick going through a short circuit quickhack when/J..maybe

You better hope that he can't trace it back to you

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I saw your tags on your art about Ballerina! I felt the timeline was weird too. Where do you think it fell between?

My theory is that John went to Hallstatt after the events of JW3 and before the start of JW4:

In Ballerina, I noticed a few things: John has no facial injuries and is already missing his ring finger. In JW3, he's seen throughout the movie with cuts on his face, so it can't be during that time. By the start of JW4, his face is healed.

So it must have taken place between JW3 and JW4, specifically after he recovers from the fall and before he goes to kill the Elder, since later the Marquis destroys the Continental and kills Charon (both are present in Ballerina)

The only inconsistencies in Ballerina: - I didn’t see any wounds or scars on the Director’s hands. - The Director still conducts business with John after tearing his ticket.

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Just go

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the Keanu Reeves yelling "FUCK" while filming John Wick montage from Wick is Pain

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Will you be watching Ballerina?

I'll be watching John go on his little side quest yes

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-picks up Helen and John and puts them somewhere safe and both alive and happy- alright I think we had enough giving us angst for the day. (let me be delulu babe, lemme be delulu)

Be careful how you pick them up or you might lose a finger

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Word is, he got out of the biz. For her.

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Bookbinding with John Wick Wick is Pain (2025)

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Preem!

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When I see your vampire Wick, all I can think about is the club scene from the first movie with "Think" playing in the background. Imagine Iosef's terror when he's not only staring down The Baba Yaga over the barrel of a gun, but the guys got fangs.

I think he would have died right there on principal.

I've had this scene in my head before. FUCK. I have to draw it eventually.

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KEANU REEVES in Wick Is Pain (2025)

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It’s a wild fantasy but can we have high table executor John? 🥲

He will be of service... until the end of his days.

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I would let vamp wick suck me dry and cyber wick choke me with his monowire

I'm afraid there won't be much choking with the monowire

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Have you considered, perhaps, making a collage of every John and Johnny he's played? I can think of six off the top of my head - Johnny Silverhand, Johnny Utah, Johnny Mnemonic, Johnathan Harker, John Wick, and John Constantine.

There may be more Johns lurking in the shadows.

Does Don John count too? 😂 I might make one at some point!

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Hi, hello I am so obsessed with your Vampire Wick AU you don't understand. The drama? The poetry of it????? Genuinely has me frothing at the mouth and quivering like a rabid dog. I'M OBSESSED. And the worst part is that I can't find fanfiction of it ANYWHERE that understands the premise like you do. Yes of course there's always the whole 'he's a vampire bc he's hot and kills people', but that's a boring take. But you picked up the concept and RAN WITH IT in a way that I am absolutely head over heels for. Every time I see a new Vampire Wick piece from you I am giggling and kicking my feet. 10/10 your art is gorgeous, extremely cool and has permanently changed my brain <3

I'm cursed (or perhaps blessed) with the inability to put my thoughts fully into words so I'm glad I can express them through art! In case you haven't seen it, might I interest you in... @takiki16's tags to read (I nearly went insane after looking at it, they're burned into my mind. Absolute cinema.) @thenervousmedic's lovely fic of John accepting the reader's offering and drinking from them very, very delicately.