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Glad you like the cheddar. Now, if you want some gouda or dubliner, just come on into this white van. It's totally cool, I swear.

Yippee!

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*holds up a nice hunk of aged cheddar*

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Speaking as a woman, I'm so ready to be fascinated rn (currently craving a piece of cheese).

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Waking up earlier than usual is so twisted. I've been thinking that nighttime must be just an hour away since like noon.

Like surely it's bedtime by now! I've had such a full day! Nope. 3pm.

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Do you think Piccolo ever took the time to methodically cut and sand a smooth round hole in the bottom of a glass pickle jar for "dick in a box" type reasons?

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MOVIE ONE:

A character says he loves kicking babies. The moody lighting, ominous music, and shocked reaction of the surrounding characters communicates that this isn't okay. We're supposed to hate him. I feel nothing. The movie ends with him getting kicked by a giant baby.

MOVIE TWO:

A character says he loves kicking babies. The bright lighting, upbeat music, and high fives from surrounding characters communicates that this is normal. We're supposed to like him. I hate this guy. I wish he'd get some type of Twilight Zone comeuppance. The movie ends with him marrying a beautiful woman. The two of them kick a baby together in unison.

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This girl I knew early in transition used to really get a kick out of taking my hand and cracking my knuckles. She'd do it all the time (or like any time they were ready to be cracked). Which was chill! Cracking em is always satisfying to me (in like a non sexual way) and having someone manipulate your body (in any way) can be fun and intimate! It was just a neat playful thing!

Sometimes (rarely, but sometimes) I'll catch myself thinking about that though when I'm with a girl and then there's just like no way to act on it. No way to proceed. Like it feels like a weird thing to ask a girl if she'd be into. Unlike asking a girl if she'd wanna slap my face (which is normal).

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Rice noodles really make long grain rice look inadequate. Like who are you trying to fool by calling them that? We can all tell they're short!

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This may be me being feminization and SPH brained, but I truly believe that loser is a term of endearment. Like being a loser is inherently cute.

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I'm thirsty for you to the point of embarrassment but it would be incredibly cowardly of me to admit this on anon so here you go

Oh no! It would be so scary if a big horny werewolf got their claws on a soft and vulnerable piece of meat like me!

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How do I become a beautiful woman with an amazing ass and tits like you?

1) Be a chubby loser nerd boy.

2) Take girl pills.

3) Be a chubby loser nerd girl!!! 🌈

Congrats! Once you've completed this three step plan you will be beloved by all and all of the hotties will wanna 69!

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Do you have any cool gifs of yourself?

In the modern parlance:

Or if you're a true gif connoisseur:

Obviously basically all NSFW.

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The idea that sharing professionally produced porn is somehow INHERENTLY DIFFERENT from sharing any other kind of professionally produced media seems pretty transparently rooted in the idea that there's something INHERENTLY EXPLOITATIVE about videos of boobs.

Like support sex workers etc. Shoutout to anyone who's ever bought porn of me. But I don't think posting an excerpt from an old brazzers scene is any morally different from a superwholock gifset. One of them just centers women more.

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You can tell that news coverage is needlessly negative because it's always "beloved entertainer died today" and never "lesbian doctor that will cure cancer in forty years was born today" or "ten space hitlers aborted today."

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Sort by file gender...

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Frozen broccoli should come in multiple sizes. Sometimes I want big broccoli florets and sometimes I want the impotent little crumbs.

I routinely buy multiple bags anyways! I buy so much frozen broccoli! I'd buy both!

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(disrespectfully) you have banging tits, you should show them off more

I have so many tiddy vids on the way! 37% of the videos I shot this year are tiddy vids! Easily the majority of the nudes I took this year were tiddy pics! I'm tiddying as best I can! My huge butt needs worshipping too though!