boringkate

[boringkate]

Sorry, but if the government paid for your tiddies (either through hormones or implants) then legally they belong to the public.

So get over here! There's a whole line of people waiting for their turn to grope em today! It wraps around the block!

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*blasts you with my big dick raygun* (the gun is big, but the rays actually make your dick smaller)

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People will tell you that it's a writer's duty to excperience as many things as possible.

Wrong! Lay in bed all day and hammer out a hundred forced feminization shitposts! Your perversion is the only inspiration needed! No distractions!

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Libraries should become so sprawling and commonplace that they replace all other businesses and services.

Internet cafes? Libraries already do the basics of what they do. Free internet. Free washrooms. You can get coffee at some of em too.

Sex clubs? You can fuck in libraries. Just don't get caught!

Sex shops? Silicone toys can be sterilized and shared! Put em on the shelves!

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Visiting Toronto again has reminded me of the importance of expandable storage (phone's should always have micro sd card slots). How are you supposed to survive losing phone reception in the Toronto subway without locally stored porn?

A babe was telling me the other day that she saw a dude openly unashamedly reading a hentai comic (print media) on the subway! No wonder!

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If you transitioned because of me and then (as a result of you transitioning) someone else transitions because of you then it's kinda like they transitioned because of me too. Pretty cool

And if you transitioned because of me and then (as a result of you transitioning) you murder someone then it's kinda like I murdered them. Pretty scary.

And if you transitioned because of me and then (as a result of you transitioning) you peed on me...

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TFW you try having straight sex with a cis woman (as straight boys like you do), but you mess up the Quick Time Event and end up getting prone boned by her boyfriend instead.

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You complain that your boyfriend doesn’t do enough cleaning around the house, but you still haven’t bought him a maid uniform? Interesting.

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Students perform better in gender segregated schools, but all-boys schools are significantly more sexist environments than all-girls or coed schools (and we don't want to raise a generation of boys that are even worse than what we have now), so I think that we should send girls to all-girls schools and send boys to also all-girls schools.

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True crime podcast series where every case begins with a mysteriously unreported disappearance and a likely suspect (someone who arrived in town at around the same time, quickly enmeshed themselves with all the same social circles, and who's past and identity cannot be verified). Only to end with "oopsie lol it was all just a misunderstanding (they just transitioned)."

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A modicum of mod cum...

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It's so funny that being older and more excperienced is seen as manly when like actually dude's testosterone levels decline with age. The mostly manly man alive is the virginal gooner twink femboy quickshot that can cum just from anal (no touching). Your graying daddy dom is just the butch dyke we have at home.

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It rules!

Like firstly I'm jealous (the ask was in response to a post about girl hormones making it harder to cum), but also it's wildly flattering when I'm with someone and able to make them cum quickly or easily.

I go into things not even expecting to make anyone cum at all (I recognize that sounds like a self dunk) because I don't cum from people doing things to me. So it's like a fun surprise!

It's mostly frowned upon in straight circles bc (along with it being seen as unmanly (which makes it hotter imo)) dudes are not considerate lovers (a lot of guys are not interested in foreplay and lose interest in everything else too once they nut) and women again on average usually take longer to orgasm (so there's no chance of getting there in the same time frame without foreplay).

If you're with someone and it's like a reoccurring issue that seems to bother them then you can just focus on them before doing anything that could make you finish by accident.

just wanted to let you know that i'm a trans girl who cums quick

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just wanted to let you know that i'm a trans girl who cums quick

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haiiiii kate can I be the pet stoner girl I love leashes cages and walks

Absolutely! It's gonna be so cute when I replace all of your weed that makes you gay with the weed that makes you straight! Have fun getting passed around by boys while I watch! You can tell me all about your favorite Friends episode afterwards!

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I really really wish I could transition more than anything. I think about it more than anything every single day and I just can't get it done. Any advice on finally working up the courage to get over the hill :(.

Step one: Just order some HRT online. You don't even have to take it.

Step two: You have to take it. It's right in front of you. It's been sitting there for like a week. Just take it. It's not like you have to tell anyone or commit to coming out.

Step three: You have to start coming out and telling people. You've been on hrt for like a year. This is getting ridiculous. You're stacked and cute. Even random strangers think you're a girl.

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Cis guy who managed to get his pants off before immediately jizzing in his underwear without any contact: My stamina is off the charts lately! I'm lasting so much longer than I used to!

Trans girl who just dry orgasmed after an hour of foreplay followed by forty five minutes of intense masturbation to extreme fetish porn aided by a dozen hits of poppers: Omg I came so fast today! I'm such a prejac quickshot!