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I saw Sethos was to be released on Genshin. Seeing as I am a voice acting nerd, naturally I loomed at the VA Zeno Robinson. Didn’t recognize them. Googled a reel. Lost my shit because HOLY SHIT HE'S HAWKS AND HUNTER AND ONG I LOVE HIS WORK AND THE WAY HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE HIM AND ALEJANDRO SAAB WILL BE MY MOTIVATION TO BE A VA AJRJFJWKRBEISBEKDHEJDHEKE

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GUYS.

my friend is competing with her class to see who can get the most likes out of their airplane project ad! Go like it because she's competing against that bitch Ava and I want her to taste bitter defeat!

@one-time-i-dreamt

Use your power, our benevolent overload

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Genshin battle bracket!

Next week, I'm running a Genshin character battle bracket! Vote on which character you think would win!

Characters will be pitted 1 v 1, and it's your job to vote for who you'd place your primos on!

Please refrain from voting for your favorite, unless you genuinely think your favorite would win.

Voting if you don't know both characters is also strongly discouraged.

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My bestie and I have no filter

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Ngl, I would honestly rather be caught reading smut in public than be caught reading from certain fandoms.

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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

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Let me add to our collection of raw lines

"You don’t have a place in this.”

I have a place, Alhaitham could argue back. I made one for myself, because I’m sort of selfish like that. It’s this place, right here with my arm around you. You see, there was always this empty space at my side waiting for you to fill it. Maybe you didn’t have a me-shaped hole at your side, but here I am anyway. Maybe our puzzle pieces don’t fit but I’ve got a pair of scissors and I’m ready to do some altering.

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Bro, I got a fanfic in progress that will probably only get done when I graduate. College. I have like 2 other ideas I'm so tempted to start again as an "aside project" that I know for a fact will either consume my whole life or never see the light of day again. MY IDEAS GOOGLE DOC IS 56 BULLET POINTS LONG.

I felt this post. On a spiritual level, I felt it in my soul.

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I would pay a considerable about of money for Royale High but not on Roblox

It's a fucking fun game

Most of the people on Roblox are headstrong or angsty 12 year olds.

Roblox keeps making my computer crash when I open RH

Help Callmehbob not be bound by the epitome of a amoral cooperation.

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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Just got hit with the surprise smut in the middle of class

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This is your daily reminder to boycott Crunchyroll

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👏LUCIFER

👏NEEDS

👏EYELINER

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to the people who write smut and tag it as mature...

What do you consider explicit?

Is there some higher level of smut I have yet to understand?

Theres a difference, I clicked on the mature fic with the sex tag expecting for it to be mentioned, danced around, or glossed over, ya know, like Vivzipop.

I did not sign up for PornHub

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In elementary school, I was friends with a girl named Italia.

I called her titty.

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so apparently one of the people who used to own my house was a male war veteran and doctor. He died in his sleep in the same room my parents sleep in now.

I was just reading scary occurrences by other people, and it reminded me of one of my own.

So one day, a few years back, I was sleeping in my parents room. It was about the middle of the night when I woke up with a burning feeling on my face. I cracked my eyes open, and I could only see the blury black figure of a man standing next to the bed. I could see the hallway nightlight through his figure. I slammed my eyes shut again, hoping it was just the darkness playing tricks on my mind, but I cracked my eyes open again a second later to confirm, and his body was quickly fading from the head down. After he was completely gone, the burning feeling left and I sat up. I sat there for a second, and I swear I could hear a man’s voice whisper something.