bornofpride

[bornofpride]

100 notes and I send it to my freak

[bornofpride]

I LOVE FIREWEOSKS I WANNA BE A FIREWORK AND 🎇

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Although I share a desire to rise in rank I am at a loss. What is a fireweosks?

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Humans have caused multiple explosions this eve. It appears to be some sort of spectacle. Perhaps it is a paltry attempt at imitating magic.

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Hey Theodore 🦋 I know I'm not your parent and you probably didn't even know about me before today. I just wanted to tell you that you're not insignificant❤️ I'm feeling pretty insignificant myself today, so I wanted to make you feel better (hopefully, even if it's just a little bit). Because I know how it feels💔 And nobody deserves to feel this way.

Thank you for the reassurance. It made my day more tolerable.

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Did you get hit on the head? I heard you were being nice to people. You should probably see a doctor.

- @bornofpride

Okay, fuck off

[bornofpride]

I suppose this is as good a time as any to come out.

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

[bornofpride]

OMG HIII!!! i’d say that ur ghost guy should pay rent too like if they’re gonna be there all the time they gotta pay for it. 🤷

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I agree. Unfortunately, information about forcing a ghost to pay rent is scarce.

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COME BACK THEO I MISS U🙁🙁🙁

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My apologies. I am been preoccupied with attempts to exorcise my roommate. I would have no objections to his presence if he was willing to split rent. Arnold believes he isn’t obligated to pay rent because he is dead.

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You should control your subordinates better. I would accept forty percent of the profit as compensation for my inconvenience.

I was rudely awakened by someone dumping holy water on me and chanting. Mortals are evidently trying to exorcise me. Their attempts are as ineffective as they are irritating.

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Nepotism is the unfair use of power in order to get jobs or other benefits for your family or friends. In this case, you are refusing to hire me solely because of our genetic relationship; ergo, this is the opposite of nepotism.

*Places a stuffed animal on your head*

Would you be interested in purchasing Cannabis?

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Theodore, don't try and give me drugs, you're my child

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YIKES… does holy water like sting for you or?

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I am unaffected by holy water. Unfortunately , I cannot say the same for my possessions.

[bornofpride]

I was rudely awakened by someone dumping holy water on me and chanting. Mortals are evidently trying to exorcise me. Their attempts are as ineffective as they are irritating.

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Solomon’s cooking is his weak spot.

Lucifer is immune to most poisons and elixirs, unfortunately…

[bornofpride]

Is this reverse nepotism?

*Places a stuffed animal on your head*

Would you be interested in purchasing Cannabis?

@bornofpride

Theodore, don't try and give me drugs, you're my child

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I am vaguely insulted.

So if

Norman: The favourite

Satan: Menace 1

Rhian: Menace 2

what does theodore fall under

That one bitch

Or, the thought bitch, if we’re going by what Satan is in my phone, which is “Wing Baby”

[bornofpride]

heh well yer gonna learn from the best 😼

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My current introduction is the following

“places a stuffed animal on your head

Would you be interested in purchasing Cannabis?”

Does that sound acceptable?

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i didn’t even have to try hard tbh!..which is odd but wtv! levi was stressing out over us anons so when i gave him some and then he recommended that to belphie! word spread and it somehow got to the RAD newspaper?? anyways i gave some to harlow! and just today i gave some to mammon!! so technically three of yer uncles now!! :3

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That is an interesting business model. I am considering emulating you in this regard.