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pineapple on pizza lovers: pineapple on pizza is good
pineapple on pizza haters: pineapple on pizza sucks
pachycereus weberi (40 ton cactus):

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college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*
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my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water
at least he's having fun???
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one of my good friends needs help, please donate if you can and i you can’t please share.
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We’re two trans women who are still struggling with rent, bills, and buying food. I’m physically disabled and I’m still fighting for my entitlements, so for now we rely on other people’s help to get by. We need £1400 in total, which covers rent, electricity, gas for hot water and cooking, and food and household supplies.
If you are able to help, my PayPal is https://www.paypal.me/whenyoutried and my Cashapp is £rwyt
Reblogs are appreciated.
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did you guys know you can just draw bad if you want?? like u can just have fun w it and get proportions wrong and make the head too big like you can JUST do it nobody is gonna arrest you
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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
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*stands under the full moon to charge myself *
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