Why you here me hearty? Leave but first revel in my presence the allmight-I'm sorry Jeff I can't do this. Who is gonna believe that this *waves hands dramatically* can be almighty? It sounds like an ad for a shite cereal. What-ho Jeff you can't fire me you bitch, oh I guess you can whatever you english muffin
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I just put eight yorkshire puddings in my gob
This is the life
#im too english like i shouldnt be white i should be red blue and white like the union jack#UHNGLAND#i acc no nothing about footy i just randomly yell uhngland#why do i even post stuff?#attention?#probably except im not getting it#gimme love#acc no adore me#i wanna get drunk and throwup on people i dont like nd blame it on the alchohl#i found out theres this music thats meant to get u high so can u guess what im gonna be listening to for the nect six hours#idk if im crushing on someone or i just want a human friend#like i wanna spend time with them and i want them to like me but i dont wanna bang them#helpppp gay tumblr helppppppp#cause idk
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FR like i'll just be over here speaking the ancient languages while tryin to pronounce smth from one of those novels
#i swear that i adopted a demon by tryin to read rebecca aloud#that demon is called Xandiaphobia cause i'm scared of the wattpad xanders#dont ask me about why i know of these people#my childhood drove me to a03#that and the gay#mainly the gay#im probably gay#or im disowning any part of me that wants to fuck ryan renoylds#or asexual#why should i know#im gonna go boil water so i can offer to give a glass of water to my sister then be like ha bitch it's hot unlike u#probs shouldnt say that cause we twins#but i pull it off better#suck on that#shucks to be related to the such awesomness that is me#i would say peace but i dont mean it so stay gay tumblr#stay gay
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I don't know what I was on while writing this but suck it cause this is the single most bat-shited thing that i have ever written and shared with the public. Be honoured scum.
What did my arms do before they held you?
Sylvia Plath
#i'm probably on something now too#im acc not but i need an excuse for me#i cant be bothere to change my pfp because that means the purple pea goes bye bye#thanks hermione#suck my balls peasant#now i have to go contemplate wether duck is god or duck is lord either way fuck me in a jacuzzi while five feet apart cuz no homo#someday my tags will be used to get me sent to an insane asylum#pout all you want i won't suck your toes neville#do my tags get added to the algorithum?#If so then yippe kye yay motherfuckers
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why tf can't people come with a snooze button
#talking about you samantha#you absolute donkeys arse#i would except a mute button#i have been in the bath for two hours and my skin is so shrivlled#theirs bleach and i kinda wanna drink it#bleach my soul and all that#i wanna martini#i want pineapple#pineapple r life#suck on that schwester#i look like a dehydrated minion#i gtg stand under fake rain to purge myself of dead cells and make my mane look shiny
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MAMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST KILLED MYSELF PUT A GUN AGAINST MY HEAD PULLED THE TRIGGER NOW I'M DED MAMA LIFE HAS JUST BEGAN BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND JUMPED IN A LAKE MAMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#You know life is going very well when you rewrite some lyrics (very crappily) to be suicidal#You can't change my mind that you read the words dead and ded different#and ded is totes supreme#chimmy changa#wtf i just spell based on how i heaf it#captain holt is an icon#kurt cobain is an icon#i'm deffs an icon#not#lol#fooled ya fuckers#seriously nothing about me is likable#yes i tag like this ao3 deal with it you corn cob#suck my tiddies loser#get in loser we're driving of a cliff#why am i allowed to be alive#i bet the big g is just hiding in the clouds with a sniper#Thats why nobodys seen him for a while hes in stakeout mode#hiding in a bush like fortnight#._.#has anyone ever like just not#cause i do that alot and people think i'm crazy#when i venture out to the outernet it's over for all'y'all#i say y'all way too much for a young british girl#like i'll just break out the cowboy#i'll be like i'm tea aload of tea all i do is drink tea tea tea spill the tea y'all tea tea tea tea i'm a loaf of tea#siriously i'm a loaf of tea#don't argue with the loaf of tea#talk to the hand cause the face is having a panic attack and can't deal with you rn#i'll go die now
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why does pintrest keep removing my pins like they not even that bad
#ILY PINTREST BUT NO#why r u doing this to me#like siriusly#i cant spell today and you will accept me for it or else#the water turns the frogs gay#the fanfics turn the humans gay#everyone be gay#why do the f and k keys have weird bumps#nm i just looked it up how stupid could i have been#even my keyboard is like fk#wtf#idk anymore#confuse dont abuse#remember that time i accidently stole a cat#haha sure i told you about it#you must have forgotten silly#girlboss gaslight gatekeep#manspread manslaughter manners#men only have two of these things and by golly they shouldnt#tbh i love to manspread#just get aload of my invisible balls scum#worship the bloated prunes i tell you worship#thanks for attending the reasons why i should be banned from the internet and get more therapy
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they used to stuff donuts into my holes miss plath into me holes
What did my arms do before they held you?
Sylvia Plath
#all i want is a donut#why can't i have a donut#excuse me i have to stop tagging for family time#:(#this is all your fault jafar i have to stop tagging#OH HOW I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE OUT
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I am in this picture and i don't fudging like it
#stop calling my empty purse out#why does the algorithim know my finatial state#cannot be bothered to spell suck it up bithces#why do all my tags sound like they're being said by a nerd with a lispe#this is all your fault jafar#i have said this before and i repeat i am so not a celebrity but get me out of here#why oh why must they limit our tagging to 140?#and why 140 why don't we just round up to a nice number like 150#140 gives of small dick vibes#i want to break free from the chains saving me from falling into a shark pit#cause sharks r my baes#not you fuckers#sharks#my music taste ranges from pure heaven to songs where the singers shit the bands shit but the words holy gwac r they relatable#if you're happy and you know it fuck off#if you're happy and you know it there's the door#if you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it the give me all you're money twerp#disregard women acquire riches
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lolllzzzz my life is one big shitpost and i need more space for tags
#guns and ships and now the balance shifts we rondevu (is that like some blue cheeze) in randyville to considulate their gifts#fuck me in yellow fishnets and slit my throat i'm bored#i probably shouldn't be allowed access to the internet#its corrupting my soul and making me a gay feminist#why can't we tag other people like i need to know if linda from tescos is a BAMF or like a Drarry shipper or is in to hard core porn#ITS DA MENTAL BREAKDOWN#the apotheosis is upon us yeh weak mortal scum#I'm so hot rn#Like sweaty#I'm sweating buckets your highness#lol like I could look hawt i lit never go out#why can't the outernet just fuck off#i wanna get a cat nd name it my lord so i can just say it is of the utmost importance that i feed my lord lest he scratch me eyeballs#my pillowes aren't cold and i probably deserve it#im a shite human like why can't i be a shoe#i need a life#you got that right i dont have one im secretly the queen who as we all know is still alive and a walking vat of tea#see you in hell
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Yelp so my sister just punched herself and i said doing gods work i see and now she pissed cause yeah cHRisTIAniTy and how dare i say that. That's 'so offencive cause like god would never punch me' Everyone would punch you get over it. I wish that someone would punch me cause why in satans name should i have to put up with this?
I swear i'm drunk on deppression posting random shit on a website i signed up for at like twevlve on a tuesday. How do you spell twelellelelelelevevevev?
#somebody get me a rope#I'll supply the chair#I'm so not a celebrity but get me the fuck out of here#spelingalingaling sucks arse#:((((((((((((((( no amount of ( can express my deppressy stressy mentally breakdowny somebody get me spotify so I can blast Lorde feelings
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I can't find emojis so insert crying cat emoji bitches
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