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I'm looking to see how much influence "Twitter refugees" have actually had on the culture of this site.
**Pease reblog! I want to get the biggest and most varied sample I can!**
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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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#i do the same thing because#maybe if i tilt my head enough my braincell will bonk#and create a thought#wholesome#cute
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girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months
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oh what i wouldn’t give to be a pile of bones in the forest covered w lichen
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if my dentist knew how much ice i monch, she’d probably revoke my teeth priveledges
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if i was a magical girl, i wonder what my color wuld be
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it was dark and i couldn’t find my phone nd it took me 30 min to realize that i was using my phone as a flashlight
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the fly wants to rub its grubby little fly hands menacingly over my rotting corpse
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mushrooms grow in the yard and i long to monch on their disease ridden flesh
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What does a frog know abt sin
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Yard duty who has the la croix brand of good intentions: why do you looks so sad?
Me, crashlanding back onto this plane of existence from a hardcore dissociative episode: (nervous laughter) that’s just my face
Yard duty:
Yard duty: Oh
#something that happened forever ago but ive never let go of#like come on#i don’t look that sad#okay i do#i do look that sad#everyday thoughts#thoughts#school suckz
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My friends: unique, interesting, unproblematic, the greatest things to ever grace the earth
Me: a half alive raccoon that they picked out of the gutter
#everyday thoughts#thoughts#raccoon living#i don’t know y they like me#i contribute nothing to their complex society#the sewers is where i belong
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Wind: causing scary bad power outages and being a general nuisance
Me: haha wind go brrrrr
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i wanna be scary and be feared but i am soft and people are scary and the most threatening thing i am is a threat to myself
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The illusion of control provides feeble but effective comfort
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I’m gonna become a cryptid nd go feral in t woods and t only way to summon me is to play ABBA’s mamma mia at t forests edge
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