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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Smoke Break

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THIS MAN HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD 🤸🏽‍♀️

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me getting into bed every night since watching the sandman, trying to get dicked down by the lord of dreams

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Sorry for the lack of content I'm putting out everyone! I had 10 teeth removed so I haven't been very awake the past few days, I plan to have something out in the next few days. Sorry for the wait!

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In the comics it was just a whole other level of fucked up, the horror of being controlled and forced to slowly lose your mind was really disturbing but at the same time so interesting, the worst for me was the necrophilia.

As someone who has read the comic version, I was personally terrified to keep watching The Sandman when the episode name "24/7" popped up on screen.

I KID YOU NOT

I was turning my head away in fear like a child as I waited for the shit to go. down.

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It's so much more wrong in the comics, absolutely fucking terrifying and graphic. Even just reading the summary on the fandom wiki is disturbing

As someone who has read the comic version, I was personally terrified to keep watching The Sandman when the episode name "24/7" popped up on screen.

I KID YOU NOT

I was turning my head away in fear like a child as I waited for the shit to go. down.

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Every group got

• Sensible • Dumbass • Homosexual • Dork •

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I’d like to think that the Batgirl movie heroically sacrificed themself to save us from Gotham Knights. Like it was wrestling with Gotham Knights and was able barely win by falling off a ledge, bringing Gotham Knights with it. RIP Batgirl movie, we miss and love you. 😔

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I found one! No one can stop me now

Being Lucifer’s Daughter and Dating Morpheus Would Include

Pairing: Morpheus x Fem!Morningstar!Reader

Warnings: None

Notes: I chose Morpheus to do this one with because I have other ideas for Corinthian fics.

Requested by: @rachelcarroll1819

Lucifer was absolutely furious after finding out about your relationship

“Him?” The ruler of hell hissed, staring down at you, stunning, regal, and sweetly terrifying.

But you just stared right back, nodding. Not bothering with any defiance in your tone, it wasn’t like Lucifer could do anything to choose who you loved. “Yes, him.”

As Lucifer’s daughter, you were quite used to getting your own way and being important

That was part of the reason that you began to be interested in Morpheus. He was polite to you, treated you with respect, but he didn’t fall over himself for your approval like all the demons you had grown up around.

The first time you had met, when he was an envoy from his kingdom, you thought he was gorgeous.

And while he didn’t tell you, he thought the exact same thing about you

You were intrigued by his commanding presence, his unshakeably calm diplomacy

But soon after that, he was trapped in his cage and you didn’t see him for a century.

You would think about him sometimes, a little worried about his realm. You wanted to go look for him, but Lucifer told you that you would like locked up if you dared to.

When you saw him again as he battled for his helm, you were pleasantly surprised to see him again.

After the fight, you went up to him. He expected some conflict or anger from you, but instead you smiled at him.

“I applaud your strength. You should me proud, Morpheus.” You told him. “I was impressed.”

Dream seemed surprised at your words, but smiled at you. “I’m glad, (Y/N). Thank you. Your kind words mean very much to me.” You were surprised to see how nice of a smile he had.

You saw him more after that. Leaving Hell to visit him in the dreaming, and eventually it lead to a relationship

He was very devoted partner. Although he was a somewhat closed-off person, Morpheus was surprisingly loving.

He was gentle with you, and honest. You weren’t used to honesty after a lifetime in hell, but it was a lovely change

You were a definite power couple™️, respected by all of the Dreaming and feared by Hell

He showed you around the Dreaming, letting you see all the beauty in his realm. As you stared around the land in wonder, he was looking at you with similar wonder

A part of him expected the relationship to quickly grow sour, thinking back to the terrible ending to his past relationships.

But the longer you were together, the more love and trust you both felt. You understood each other, understood your duties and habits. You both had flaws, but those flaws were forgiven every day.

Whenever he would have a bad day, or was angry about something, he would storm into your room. Your presence called him, and he would hold you in bed, running his fingers through your hand and tell you what was wrong.

You were always willing to help him, to listen and offer advice. Just like he would do for you

You helped each other improve, and inspired each other to be the best you could possibly be

Every day was a pleasant surprise, knowing that he was by your side

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No one warned me angst Lord dream was going to be this fucking hot, but now the gears in my head are turning...

Okay come on guys I know we can work faster than this. Where are all the Dream fics at. I NEED TO KNOWWWW

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As someone who has read the comic version, I was personally terrified to keep watching The Sandman when the episode name "24/7" popped up on screen.

I KID YOU NOT

I was turning my head away in fear like a child as I waited for the shit to go. down.

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perv!eddie who only calls your boobs “my girls” because they're made for him

perv!eddie who hides your change of clothes so you run around his trailer in nothing. he upgraded from just stealing your cheer uniform

perv!eddie who takes you out for ice cream just to watch it melt off the cone and into your hands, and all over your mouth.

perv!eddie who totally fantasized about you humping his leg, or him humping yours

perv!eddie who unties your string bikini when you guys go to lovers lake, for his own personal show, no one else gets to enjoy you

perv!eddie who writes songs about what you guys did in his bed last night, and totally preforms them to the 5 drunks.

perv!eddie who tells the members of the hellfire club how good you are at blowing him

perv!eddie who loves to get your bladder full when you go out, then watches you squirm on the way home.

perv!eddie who doesnt let you change behind a closed door, he just likes to watch you bend over and pick up your clothes.

perv!eddie who doesnt let you close the door when you shower at his place, something about the door jamming and getting stuck

perv!eddie who loves to buy you things to wear around his house, specifically the tiniest shorts, and g-string things

perv!eddie who definitely sneaks into your house when your sleeping, and somehow, never gets caught pushing your shirt up and slotting his member between “his girls”

perv!eddie who loves when you lay on your stomach in your pajama shorts, he pushes them to the side to watch your panties get wet over nothing.

perv!eddie who always finds a way to bring his film camera into things, whether it be a date, or cuddling, sex, or even when you sleep.

perv!eddie whos hand always finds its way to your ass, he always says its an accident but the constant squeezing says otherwise.

perv!eddie who invests in a vibrator just to watch you scream. and maybe uses it on himself too.

perv!eddie who loves to make you suck him off after a show, so you can smell his sweat.

perv!eddie who never leaves home without kissing his guitar and the picture of your naked body both hanging on the wall.

perv!eddie who desperately needs to get himself off whenever he sees you do a cheer in that tiny uniform. its worse when you start doing the spilts.

perv!eddie who goes commando on days where he knows hes gonna get some, “easy access, babe!”

perv!eddie who almost creams his pants every time he sees you with a blunt in your hand. he swears he corrupted you.

perv!eddie who loves to watch you dance in his trailer, its even better when he gets some liquor in you, then you start dancing on him.

perv!eddie who knows how much you love to sit on his lap, he takes his payment in cockwarming or lap dances.

perv!eddie who introduces you to porn, and definitely doesn’t miss the way your legs are pressed together.

perv!eddie who offers to make his own porno with you after you guys finish watching the vhs tape. he borrowed gareths video camera.

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Just two divorced parents exchanging their kid on the weekend