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archie: *walks into kitchen, grumbling incoherently cuz the cats woke him up or something stupid like that*

2d: *hugs him from behind and kisses his cheek while he's making coffee* "morning, love."

archie: *smiles like a fucking idiot* "morning."

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I giggled

Y/n: My hungry ass couldnt be a brain surgeon.

Carl: What do you mean?

Y/n: :]

Carl: What do you mean by that?

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btw if you call trans men cuntboys I think you're weird and I don't like you

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stuarch things I think about sometimes

FEM ALIGNED (SHE/HER, SHE/THEY) DNI UNLESS I KNOW YOU OR IF WE'RE MUTUALS ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM

( archie is canonically a trans man ) ( ALSO THERES NSFW IN HERE UHH OOPS )

archie can canonically sew, used to be a hobby of his back on plastic beach cuz there wasn't a whole lot to do there

now he really only sews when he needs to

contrary to popular belief 2d is a submissive top or a switch if he's feelin a lil silly

whenever gorillaz goes on tour in the states (specifically the east coast) they ALWAYS visit archies parents in rhode island!!!!

they live in different houses but they still make an effort to visit both of em when possible

archies brother lives in a sweet house with a dog about 10 minutes away from his moms

his sister lives in massachusetts

they visit them too, cuz he misses them :(

2d gets so anxious talking to archie's family but they like him, they think hes a sweetheart

archies only met 2ds dad a few times. he's scary though

stu's mom on the other hand

she's sweet as fuck that woman is a saint

they don't understand gay ppl but they try!! they love their son and they love that he's happy with someone even if it's a (not cis) man

archie and 2d smoke pot with archies dad sometimes actually, he's really chill to smoke with

2d always gets a little too stoned and eats a bunch of string cheese lol

anywyas enough abt parents

archie can cook some good stuff actually, he can make some damn good pizza rolls (like cinnamon rolls but if they were pizza, not the totinos kind)

like homemade they're really good

2d is a major cuddlebug, especially when archie doesn't feel good or when he's on his period

he just wants him to be okay

and he always ends up fine! he's just a little paranoid

archie is a thigh guy. loves 2ds thighs. wants to be suffocated by them.

literally he's always staring when they're exposed in any way shape or form he's looking so disrespectfully

or his ass. he's not an ass man but holy wackamole if 2ds in THOSE shorts (you know which ones) oh my god his mind is GONE

like he makes no effort to hide it either

he smacks 2ds ass a lot actually

or has his hand in his back pocket

and 2d doesn't see what's so special abt them but like archie goes FERAL for his thighs on his shoulders all shaky and covered in dark purple hickies

things r gonna get nsfw here lol, feel free to turn back

OH MY GOD ARCHIE LITERALLY CAN NOT GET ENOUGH OF STUARTS PRETTY LIL MOANS AAAAAAAAAA

he goes bananas for them istg

and 2d KNOWS and he teases archie about it when he's at work, sendin him vms of him moaning and whining

always gets him railed lol

archie pegs him. real.

they both really fuckin love oral

archie loves how 2ds back arches and how he moans into his hand when he cums <333

and 2d loves how archie tugs at his hair and just kinda breathily whimpers when he's eatin him out <3333

2ds really good at oral I'm right ur wrong

can't stop thinkin about how cute 2d would be when he's being edged

he crumbles so easily

like he's whining after the first denied orgasm he fr just wants to cum so bad and he hates that he loves when it's ripped away at the last second

phase 7 archies been wearing rings lately, so those fucking rings on stus cock oh my GODDD

HE MELTS. IMMEDIATELY

literally already bucking his hips cuz it feels so good,, or like when he fuckinf. when archie fingers him with the rings omg

he's not super big on choking but like.... when archie chokes him with the rings on.... holy fuck

on occasion he's kinda into spit???? it's not his favorite thing but when he asks for it he BEGS

he's a begging kinda guy

archie makes him "use his words" and "tell him what he wants" partially cuz he knows its hot but also cuz they're both autistic and need to know exactly what the other wants or they'll feel like they're doing something wrong

most days they can go without that though

honestly archies fingering game is pretty good

like bro is a master at finding stus prostate (through trial and error)

also hes very very kissy during sex whether it's rough and heavy or slow and passionate

he's always kissing 2d somewhere whether that be his lips, his neck, his thighs, tbh anywhere he can

they're both big on praise but omg archie degrading kinda slays

"dirty fucking bitch. you like when I let you fuck me like a feral animal, huh?" or "such a whore, fuckin love how you cry for me. you like when i rearrange your guts like this, don't you, sweetheart?" lol

him praising ranges from "good boy, you're doing so well for me. just like that, love, makin me feel so good." or "god, you make me feel so good, sweetheart. keep going, stu, cum for me. you've earned it." very very lovey and sweet about it

2d on the other hand.. oh my god

never calls archie a needy bitch cuz he doesn't want to legitimately hurt his feelings :(

"so needy for my cock, love.. gonna cum for me already? you can wait just a little longer, can't you?" OH MY GOD ,,,,,,,,,

him praising is so cute tho

"ah- fuck, makin me feel so good, arch- fu-fuck.." always mixed with a lot of moans. he's very vocal

"fuck-!! gonnacumgonnacumgonnacum-"

they both have rlly high sex drives, 2d gets worked up from literally the smallest things

like archie will rub his thigh while they're in the car or he'll kiss him for more than 3 seconds and he will be rushing to fight off a boner lmao

with archie all it takes is a look. there's like a certain way 2d will look at him sometimes and it gets him hot and bothered so easily

also when he sees 2d horny that easily gets him to melt into a puddle

okay I gotta stop