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I wouldn’t intentionally tell her, but she does scare the death out of me so I can’t make any promises.

Malia isn’t that scary. I just deny her sex and then she’s nice to me. Can you believe I’ve been married for nearly two years?
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That’s good, and you’re a good dad too.

Thanks. So are you, man.
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Alright then, let’s go get a drink.

Remember, don’t tell Malia.
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Makes sense. And you got out it?

Yeah, I was doing a bunch of stupid shit, until I found out I was going to be a dad.
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Didn’t you quit that?

Nope, I can have a drink, from time to time. I quit smoking.
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Did you want kids when you first had your eldest? Not at the age you had her at, but when you got older.

Honestly, no. I was into a lot of bad shit, back then.
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Yes, we are going to hang out. What do you want to do?

Good, let’s go for a drink and not tell Malia.
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Five? Wow.

Yeah, got started, when I was pretty young.
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Love you too, Bray.

You better love me. Now, when are we going to hang out?
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Sounds good. I will let her know. You do? Did they move or something?

I hate you.
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Wow, they grow fast.

Yeah, and my oldest is about to be five.
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Good, she has became more of the little hustler, always working over her mother and me. A sleepover, huh? Well, as long as it’s okay with you and Minnie and its not a school night that could happen. She might be able to help.

We could have Thena over, this weekend. Dally misses her bestie. Speaking of...I may miss mine too.
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How old is she now?

Aliya is eight months, now.
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I think Athena would be the other way around if I grew out my hair. Guess I will just wait till my midlife crisis for a man bun.

How has Athena been? Dahlia was asking about when they could have a sleepover. She thinks that Athena can help her and Aliya take over the world.
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It’s good, aside from all the dirty diapers and waking up at early hours.

I still have to deal with dirty diapers, with Aliya. She sleeps through the night, though.
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What did Dally think of your man bun?
Dahlia loved my long hair. Gave me the silent treatment, when I cut it off.
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Well yeah, everyone else is different.
How’s fatherhood treating you?
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